Only Slightly More Than 2 Weeks.....

....after the last robbery that took 2 lives near the place i stay.
Last night, i wasn't really surprised when a friend told me he saw a dead body lying on the ground near the Wangsa Maju LRT station. i'm so used of crime stories around here that i am immuned to them. of course, my fear for this place has escalated. but that doesn't really hinder me from skipping class and returning home alone.hehe.
at this point, i would rather encounter a ghost than to bump into an armed robber/rapist.

i came acroos this on NST this morning :

Student, 18, killed by robbers
30 Jul 2006


KUALA LUMPUR: An 18-year-old college student was slashed to death during a robbery in Wangsa Maju here last night.

Lee Khian Yip, a first-year student at Tunku Abdul Rahman College, was on his way home from a food court on Jalan 27/27B when the incident occurred.

The food court is about 100 metres from where he was staying.

He was walking alone back to his flats about 8.30pm when two men on a motorcycle blocked his path.

Sentul police chief Assistant Commissioner Mohd Rodzi Ismail said at least one of the robbers was believed to be armed with a parang.

"The victim put up a struggle and was slashed on the head and right hand. The robbers fled with the victim’s wallet."

Rodzi said a patrol car on its rounds found Lee on the ground.

"The victim called his mother in Ipoh to inform her of the incident. The patrol car crew called for an ambulance but Lee died a few minutes later," he said.

Anyone with information on the case can contact RakanCop at 03-21159999 or SMS by typing PolisKL and sending it to 32728.

the moral of the story is...
never ever stay in flats. such places are more susceptible to crimes.
go for condos, who cares about paying more when your life's at stake?
even condos, equipped with guards, are not THAT safe too, but definitely safer than flats.

The Leaf Is Not Turned Over After All

just as i mentioned that i have not skipped any classes........
the ponteng queen-ness got the better of me-twice.
i skipped a class on thursday to go shopping.
and another one on friday to sleep at the comfort of my own bed...er..mattress to be exact.

i have been so busy recently that i don't even have the time to feel depressed.
for the 1st time, my saturdays are occupied-not with leisure activities, but with stupid classes.
technically, i only get proper rest on sundays.
when i said STUPID classes, i really mean it. so stupid that they are redundant. just like how redundant it is to have a horny housemate...argh...if only i can kick him out of the house.
when i 1st registered for that subject, Khidmat Masyarakat, i assumed that i have to do community services during the weekend. at least it sounds fun. better than attending boring lectures only to end up dozing off.
but i was dead wrong.

i attended the 1st class this morning.
the 2-hour lecture was full of craps, only craps, nothing but craps.
he started by asking different kind of ethnics found in each and every state in malaysia.
that took almost 30 minutes.
he proceded to asking the marriage procedures of the 3 main races.
that took around 20 minutes.
and he threatened us not to skip his classes, with more craps.
that took another 20 minutes.
next, he asked "apakah perasaan anda bila bermesra dengan kawan anda?"
i dunno if it was me only, but that sounded very obscene.
i am beginning to hate this subject.

i can't see jackie till september :(
and it's because of that stupid khidmat masyarakat! which is merely a khidmat to make the lecturer feel syiok, at the expense of my own syiokness. hmph!

i have not even watched those series and movies that i have downloaded.
my notes are piling up, exponentially.
now if you'll excuse me, i need to do some studying...
sigh....

Turned Over A New Leaf?

I have been doing unimaginable things myself recently.

Firstly, i have started revising..and it's only the 3rd week of the semester!
the old pling would have chucked the notes aside, only to accumulate dust till 2 weeks before exams. (i mean the old me right after entering uni, the old me before stepping into uni was way too hardworking..hahaha!)

I used to sit behind during lectures. The more belakang the better. so that i could sleep la! lecturers would give notes anyway, so why bother? but the drawback is.. the burger guys like to sit behind too. and if one particular asshole happened to sit behind me, he would shake my seat. the amplitude and frequency of the shake would've shook any pigs awake. as if that was not bad enough, his foot would somehow end up on my seat and left some beautiful marks on my ass. ASS!! but that didn't stop me from patronizing back seats. because i LOVEd to sleep in lectures too much.

however, unbelievably...i am beginning to go for front seats..recently.

my coursemates recognised me as the 'ponteng queen'.
i skipped AT LEAST one class EVERY WEEK.
again, lecturers would give notes, why bother? sleep in the comfort of my own room better.
surprisingly...i have never ponteng-ed any class since the beginning of this semester.
okay...i have tried to skip one class last week...came back home early to finish up my assignments before returning to ipoh...and guess what....my housemates came back few hours later only to tell me that the class was cancelled. so technically, i didn't ponteng!

even my friends are surprised.
they would go :

"eh..i thought you will ponteng this class"
"wahhh...1st time see you sitting in front"
"syiok or not being in front?"
"why don't want to ponteng?"

don't ask me why. i can't explain it myself.

moving to another topic....
tomorrow's my beloved jackie's 10 th birthday!

look at his wide grin

actually, we don't know his exact date of birth. we took him back home on 25th july 8 years ago and we decided that would be his birth date.
yea..i know....with each birthday, he's getting older. but he's still a very healthy dog, besides getting sick once a while, which comes in a package with diarrhea. when that happens...sigh...me and my sisters will be busy cleaning up the house+his ass. but we don't really mind laa..
by the way, jackie's growing fatter. he eats like a starved pig. so cute!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAR JACKIE BOY!!
MUACKS!

Me Depressed?

*edit*

before more people start to misunderstand...that i am losing interest in sex...
I DID NOT TYPE THOSE SYMPTOMS MYSELF.
i copied it from somewhere.

Symptoms of Depression

* Persistent sad, anxious, or "empty" mood
* Feelings of hopelessness, pessimism
* Feelings of guilt, worthlessness, helplessness
* Loss of interest or pleasure in hobbies and activities that were once enjoyed, including sex
* Decreased energy, fatigue, being "slowed down"
* Difficulty concentrating, remembering, making decisions
* Insomnia, early-morning awakening, or oversleeping
* Appetite and/or weight loss or overeating and weight gain
* Thoughts of death or suicide; suicide attempts (suicide..used to)
* Restlessness, irritability
* Persistent physical symptoms that do not respond to treatment, such as headaches, digestive disorders, and chronic pain

those in bold are what i am experiencing now.
*gasp*
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Another Piece of Crap

checking at others' profiles in friendster is no longer entertaining.
especially when browsing through their photo gallery.

wandering around shopping malls isn't fun anymore.
unless i blindfold myself.

still don't get what i mean?

doesn't matter.

just don't come to me and start bombarding me with cascade of stories about your gf/bf.

go to someone who's blissfully attached.
obviously not me.

before you jump into any conclusions...
NO. i don't miss him.
i just miss having a boyfriend.
but i have not come to the stage of being S.A.D (single and desperate).
haha.

guys are still assholes and buaya darat anyway.

For Jun Jin and Sze Guan

It's Jin's birthday today.
unless he mengada and simply puts a random date as his birthday on friendster.
then i shall hunt him down for causing me this embarrassment.
ok la...i am not so good at remembering dates.
i am a lousy friend. i need reminders for birthdays.

so for now...let's assume he's not so mengada and the date is correct.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUN JIN!

no present for you. since you lost my sim cd :(
and also my vcds that never came back.
don't think you need any, since you already had your pre-nuptial honeymoon ( as jon puts it).
although you won the award for 'lawak bodoh', you never failed to make people around you laugh.
that's because the bodoh-ness of the lawak that made them funny. hahaha!
just imagine mr hong's tuition class without you.
the class would've been very quiet. well..maybe with some farting sounds from mr hong.
with you around, your voice complemented the farting sounds so well that you people could make a good orchestra team.
ok ok..cut the crap.
what i meant was, you were so noisy that the class became so lively.
still not good enough? let's rephrase.
you made a boring math lesson as interesting as the fat mosquitoe feeding on my blood right now. irrelevant, i know.

anyway, i hope that you will remain funny, as always.
do not let NUS change you into a dull person k.

now sze guan's turn.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SZE GUAN!

i know your birthday's tomorrow...but what the heck.
i want to be the 1st person to wish you.
touched or not?
if you are...you owe me a meal then. muahaha!

i don't remember your birthday as well. which proves what a lousy friend i am again.
the hi5 sent me a reminder to my email.
unless you mengada also and simply put a date as your birthday.

one of the people who are qualified to call me short...since you are a 6-footer.
and also a person i can brag about the advantages of being short :P
a smart ass who got a scholarship to study pharmacy in NUS. so jealous.
don't be fooled by his innocent looks. though not as innocent as me, but that's beside the point.
he can seriously shoot you like an angry mother firing her kids for messing up her cosmetics set when pissed.
also told me the meaning of KNNBCCB.
see....how can i not get corrupted in SMI? tsk tsk tsk.

since it's your birthday..
wish you that there'll be lesser guys in NUS pharmacy, and you will become a hot commodity among the girls.

before i write any craps further..i better stop.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BOTH OF YOU AGAIN.

The weather

yeap.
since i have nothing to bitch about (or rather lacking the mood to do so)...
let's discuss about the weather.
eh, you think bitching is easy ar?
need to nurture the mood wan you know?
just like how people place ylang ylang (dunno how the hell you pronounce that) under the pillow for enhancing sexual mood.
which means i need some provocation to enable me to bitch.

and i am not asking any of you to agitate me now. NOOOO!
make me happy!
i know i am funny and cute when pissed *perasan*
BUT....
no..do not try to provoke me.

eh..i am running out of topic.

get back to the weather.

it's freaking hot here that i feel damn hot now.
i mean, physically... not emotionally hot.
the day i feel emotionally hot will be the day when pigs can fly, my roommate starts washing her undies on a daily basis, my shits appear colourful instead of the dull brown colour, and men menstruates.
i am so tempted to lock myself in the fridge.
see, another benefit of being small.
you get to enter the fridge. i am referring to the small fridge.
not the gigantic freezer that you can keep 10 dead bodies inside.

since i have started talking about the benefits of being short...

change topic again. haha...
i change topic so often that if this is an essay for my english paper, i will surely be screwed.

ok ok... what's so great being short?

1. i get to sleep on the couch....STRAIGHT. i don't have to bend my body. can lie like a dead person. jealous or not?

2. i can walk inside gua tempurung...STRAIGHT. i don't have to bend for fear of knocking my head against anything.

3. i can talk to tall people standing...STRAIGHT. tall people need to bend. haha! no wonder tall people are hunched. bad for the spinal cord. i have a healthy spinal cord. don't envy me. blame your genes. hehe.

4. i still look like a 12 year-old kid. which means i get to buy children tickets. pay half the price only. how nice.

5. being short means lower gravity point. i am more stable than my taller counterparts and am NOT supposed to fall easily. well, since clumsiness is in my genes (inherited from my dad) i fall everywhere i go.

6. most importantly, if i am walking with another taller friend, and lightning strikes...sure kena the taller fella 1st la! lightning goes for taller objects what. hahaha! when that happens...i'll run. maybe legs not long enough to run in big paces. remember form 5 physics? bila panjang gelombang rendah, frekuensi menjadi tinggi...in the end...i can still run as fast as tall people if i can increase my frequency.

so now,
do you wish you were born my size?

pming just sms-ed me :

wahaha..v r eating wat u've been craving for since weeks ago..wana noe wat it is? wahaha..drum roll...intan (meaning teluk intan) chee cheong fun..haha..ok..finished kacauing u d. sori if i wake u up again..hapi sleeping...wahaha.

so evil...wahaha-ed for 3 times.
-_-
i am speechless.

disadvantage of being small...
your younger sis bullies you.

i think i end up talking crap instead of discussing the weather.
anyway...it's not for an exam essay i am writing for.
don't care la.
need to study now.
my housemates exerting peer pressure on me :(

someone please donate some money to me!
i am supposed to collect at least rm50 for some stupid pharmacy awareness programme.
come come!

Free Dental Check Up

no, not from a registered dentist.
it's my housemate, guy number 3.

i've promised him to become his subject for his clinical practise.
so that will include check up (which involves an X-ray), cleaning and polishing of the teeth.

so i asked him what's the worst scenario that can happen?
and he replied selamba-ly :

"plaing teruk also extract the tooth only"

walao eh!
i don't wanna end up wearing dentures for the rest of my life.

ok ok..be more optimistic.
have faith in crayon shin chan.

oh yeah...
i might have 5 cute cute juniors (all guys >.<) coming over to put up for a night.
hahahaha!
my house gonna explode.

Yet Another Proof That KL's DANGEROUS

copied this from the star online.

Wednesday July 12, 2006

Cornered gunman shoots himself in the head

BY KULDEEP S. JESSY

KUALA LUMPUR: An armed robber shot dead a cellular phone shop employee after grabbing a bag containing RM100,000 from him and later killed himself when policemen cornered him and a shootout ensued.

The robber, 26, took two shots to the chest and waist before shooting himself in the head. The bullet from the robber’s gun pierced through his helmet and lodged into a policeman’s left leg in the 10.30am incident at Jalan Genting Kelang, Setapak.

Witnesses said the robber, who was shot in the chest and waist, was lying on the ground and clutching the moneybag when he lifted his gun to shoot himself.

The cellular phone shop employee was identified as Chin Kim Kian, 23, from Desa Country Homes in Rawang.

DRAMATIC END: Policemen taking away Liew’s body. In a shootout with the police, Liew (inset left) was shot in the chest and waist before turning the gun on himself. Inset right: Chin was shot dead in the scuffle with Liew.

Sentul OCPD Asst Comm Mohd Rodzi Ismail later identified the dead robber as Liew Wan Fu, 26, from Jalan Kuchai Lama who was wanted by police for a murder-cum-robbery in 2005.

The injured police constable, Abdi Abdul Mahad, 24, from the Setapak police station is being treated at Kuala Lumpur Hospital and is in stable condition.

The drama unfolded at about 10.30am when two employees of the phone shop were walking towards a nearby bank to deposit RM100,000.

The workers had parked their car opposite the bank and were standing on the road shoulder when two men on a motorcycle pulled up near them.

The pillion rider snatched the bag containing the RM100,000 and ran off on foot when Chin gave chase and managed to catch up with the robber.

During the scuffle that ensued, the robber whipped out a revolver and shot Chin dead.

Three policemen on their rounds witnessed the incident and immediately cordoned off the area.

One of them took aim at the armed robber who was about to hop onto his accomplice’s motorcycle. Two of the shots hit the robber.

The accomplice, who was riding a Honda EX-5, sped off on seeing his comrade fall.

the condo i am staying in now, is just right behind the row of shophouses.
and i was around that area around 10 am to take the town bus to my campus.
this happened at 10.30 am.
imagine if i left the house 30 mins later, i would have been a witness.
i will either be amused or be traumatised for life. haha!

A Brief One

my 1st day of 3rd year.
not anticipating it AT ALL.

but can't wait to rag the juniors.hahahaha!
scare them outta their colons.
MUST bully those from matriculation college.
yes, i am biased.
because of them, pming was offered a sucky course.
so can't blame me.

okay, time to go for my class.

ciao.

Malaysian Education System is a Shithole.

if you don't agree with me, it's either you are a burger/ ma chan/ wan tan OR you study/ have studied in a matriculation college.

i am really disappointed to find out that the latest batch of ukm pharmacy students consists of only 6 STPM students! how pathetic...6 out of 30 plus chinese. need i tell where the rest come from? it's getting worse each year. at least in my batch, 2/3 of the chinese are STPM students. the following batch, 1/3. guess there'll be NO STPM juniors anymore next year.
oh..my housemate just told me that there's only 1 STPM student in ukm's dentistry course.
great.

that explains why STPM students are offered shitty courses and universities that are never heard of. i never knew the existence of KUKUM/ KUSTEM till my friends got offered there. i seriously don't understand why our local unis offer courses that nobody will be interested in, or worse still, don't know what they are all about.

take these courses for example :

samudera, sains kognitif, bio pemuliharaan, kejuruteraan metalurgi

imagine yourself being offered such courses. you can't even imagine what you will learn in the 1st place, don't even think about job prospects. masuk shithole terus only.

how can they compare STPM with matriculation examination results?
theirs are internal exam, which means their teacher would have easily given them tips before the papers. and their CGPA are cumulative. if they don't do well in the 1st term, it's ok. all they need to do is to push harder for the next term. if they still can't score, what can i say....they are totally brainless.

as for STPM, we are only given ONE chance to prove ourselves. you fall sick/ have diarrhea/ break up with your partner the day before/ get distracted by the annoying crazy frog song due to some events going on in front of smi/ suffer a temporary memory loss.... then you are gone. you can kiss the local uni goodbye and say hello to the shithole. ok, maybe not that bad. can always opt for private unis. what about those whose parents can't afford that? yes. they can easily get a loan, scholarship..bla bla bla...but that applies to certain courses only. they can only dream about studying medicine.

where is the justice?
more and more deserving students don't get what they should...
more and more undeserving ones are getting what they shouldn't get in the 1st place.
WTF.

i call this system a total shithole.

how much more shitty can it be?
what's next?
no more STPM students in local unis?
might as well ask me to eat shit.

yes, i am pissed with our education system.
fuck it.
i just want to get my bloody cert and leave this place for good.

move to an unrelated topic.

guy number 1 commented that my ass has expanded.
that is the only thing he will say each time we return from a long holiday.
i suspect he's blind.
bacause if my ass really grow each sem...i would've need to buy new jeans each sem.
which is not exactly what's happening.
look at what kind of housemate i get.

next time i shall tell him...
"i think your little brother is getting shorter."

or

"your nuts seem to be shrinking"

SMI vs MC

before you jump into any conclusions, i am merely making comparison. not trying to choose which school is better. sam tet sucks. haha. not related though, but just simply kutuk only.

let's talk about the school rules.

in MC, we were required to wear petticoat. so you think nobody would know we were not wearing any since it was worn underneath our pinafores? the prefects would check by asking us to flip our skirts open. prefects and librarians were required to wear something extra - camisole. can you imagine how many layers they had to wear? let's count together :

1. bra
2. panties
3. petticoat
4. camisole
5. skirt
6. shirt
7. tie
8. and some wears a pair of shorts

just minus the camisole and tie part for normal students.
look at that, 8 freaking items to wear! not hot wan ar?
ham sap lou want to rape also can lose his interest liao.

in SMI,
there's no such rule requiring the girls to wear any extra layers underneath, besides our undergarments, of course. i don't see any logic here. SMI is a school full of males with raging testosterone. a girl walking pass the form 3-5 block will turn a class of students into a pack of wolves. so scary. MC only has A FEW wrinkly, bald, and butt-less male teachers. probably too old to produce enough testosterone to ber-hamsap. they have seen enough of their wives anyway.

i know SMI boys are ham sap..well, boys generally are..unless they are ball-less. note that i said boys, not old men.
so girls in SMI should cover more la! not in MC.

both schools forbid girls from wearing dark coloured bras, which is reasonable.
our shirts are almost transparent, especially when we sweat. even the 'conventional' coloured bras will be visible, let alone darker coloured ones. but the difference is, MC's prefects' room provides bras of all sizes, just in case someone decides to....er.... show off her black bra.
in SMI, the students will either be reprimanded or get their names written down + awarded demerit points. most students don't really give a shit bout getting demerit points.

one very ridiculous regulation in MC is that girls with short hair are not allowed to have their hair layered. imagine having bowl/tempurung hairstyle. don't get what i mean? go check for temenggung jugah anak barieng's picture in your history book.

boys are not allowed to apply gel on their hair in SMI. i mean, i don't find anything wrong styling the hair a little, provided that the hair is not overly gelled la. will turn out like son goku of dragonball comic. worse still, the hair turns out so hard that it looks like burnt aloe vera.

don't know why students are not allowed to look good.
but the teachers are always hidden underneath heavy make up, and they can wear bras of any colour for all we care. this is injustice man! they taught us keadilan in p.moral...so be fair a bit la...if we can't look good in school, same goes to them.

change to another topic.

my friend told me a person in love will lose appetite and experience insomnia.
i thought it should be the other way round.
i only remember sleeping A LOT when i was with that idiot.
and eating A LOT too.

am having diarrhea again. wtf.
since when my stomach becomes so sensitive?
if you'll excuse me, i need to settle some business for the 3rd time.

Confessions of a Sleep Deprived Person

gone are the days when sleeping is considered a luxury and a waste of time, well at least for me.
it is now deemed a privilege to me.

i used to frown whenever i overslept, especially during afternoon naps.
i started to blame everyone in the house for not waking me up, when in fact they have attempted it a few times. they even claimed that i woke up for a brief moment, told them that i wanted to sleep more, and resumed to be engaged in my dreamland. how i wish i can do that now.

it sucks not being able to sleep.
it feels even worse when i see everyone around me snoring away.
it has been quite a while since the last time i had a dream.
it's already bad enough having dreamless sleep, now i am having sleepless nights.
and for the past few days, i have slept for 4 hours at the most.

speaking of dreams...

the funniest dream that i have heard of was from val.
she told me that in the dream, she was a mermaid and got caught in keanu reeves' fishing net.
how come i never dream of something like that ar?
i also want to be a mermaid (seal also will do la) and get trapped in aaron kwok's fishing net.
our eyes meet, exchange some electricity current (like those in movies) and seriously injure some marine creatures in the sea. get married, have some mer-babies (or baby seals) and live happily ever after.
how nice...sure can wake up with a good mood.

i was so obsessed with aaron kwok in the past that during physics lesson in form 4,
Mr lye (who happens to be val's dad also) asked me this :

jisim, berat, and isipadu are all kuantiti fizik.
so is tahap ke-handsome-man aaron kwok a kuantiti fizik?
-_-

since i have started talking about val,
i shall continue about those silly things that we used to do.

since we were the good girls who don't lepak in shopping malls during school holidays back then
*cough cough*
we wrote each other letters when we were like only 10 km apart at the most.
not ordinary letters like "how are you...i went to this so and so place..i did this and that...bla bla bla"

we wrote things that i shall never let my grandchildren see in the future.
yeap, i'm still keeping those letters at home.

once, i sent her a bra catalogue which i created myself.
and she sent me back a viagra-studded underwear catalogue.
tsk tsk...and we were only in form 2/3.
how come i don't find anyone as crazy as this in uni??

back to my insomnia.

here are some suggestions from friends :

1. anil - get a male prostitute and have sex with him.

2. jon - count sheeps

3. sze guan - get some antihistamines or drink alcohol

4. pming - go see doctor

i suggest someone just knock me unconscious.
or inject some general anesthesia on me.
anything to make me sleep more than 6 hours again.

KL Is Not A Safe Place To Stay

not even in condominiums.
the guards are damn useless...they do make rounds once in a while, but crimes still take place.
they are so useless that they actually left me to suffocate to death in the lift.
i was stuck in the lift ALONE one day (thanks to an idiot)...after 12 am.
that idiot told the guard..one said he'll call for help..another just laughed and said "sudah lewat, takde orang akan datang punya, nanti mati dalam lift.hahaha!"
what a pig.
in the end, my housemate and that idiot forced the door open.
imagine being in the lift for 20 minutes with air supply getting lesser with every breath you take.

so back to KL being a dangerous place....

just about a month ago, my coursemates were robbed outside the condo. just a few metres from the guard house. they were left unharmed anyway. the guy held out a knife, told them to give him their money and handphone, and left.

few months ago, a senior was nearly raped in the condo lift.
it happened around 3-4 pm. broad daylight!
see...another example of a man that should be castrated. tsk tsk.
so, this girl entered the lift together with a man at the ground floor.
he pressed to stop at 2nd floor.
on the way up, she noticed him staring at her boobs.
and he showed signs, asking her to unzip her pants.
she started to feel scared at that moment.
when the lift stopped at 2nd floor...he tried to drag her out.
she pulled out a rm50 note, gave it to him and told him to leave her alone.
he took that money, continued his attempt of pulling her out...
maybe her resistance was too high..he finally let go.

and there are many more cases of molestation and robberies in the lift.

today, i was in the lift alone with another man, going down to ground floor.
when we stopped at 1st floor...
one very suspicious looking burger wanted to enter.
when he saw that man inside the lift, he changed his mind and told us to go ahead.
when i reached ground floor...i saw him coming down from the stairs.
dunno what he was up to. but imagine if the man wasn't inside there with me...that burger would've robbed me. or something worse.
maybe i am being over sensitive.

beginning of this year, i was sitting alone in a bus.
a burger (again) came to sit beside me, and there were so many empty places!
he started to look around the bus, as if checking if there was anyone spying on him.
then, he started to look at me from top to bottom.
afraid that he might do something...i told him to excuse me..and sat somewhere far from that ham sap lou.

i have a pepper spray with me all the time.
have never used it before and don't hope that i will have the need to use it.
it will be of no use anyway if the criminal wears a helmet.

so jon told me to kick his essential part.

pling : what if he's too tall and my knee doesn't reach?
jon : just grab him there then.

hahahahahahaha!!!!
dunno why...but i find that statement funny.
just imagine, if i don't grab with enough force to cause him pain...
he become more high how??
die la!

Someone Actually Shares My Sentiments...

and it's guy number 3. the shin chan lookalike.

came back to the house today and saw a BIG FAT PIECE OF PAPER being pasted on the wall, which says :

PLS PLS PLS (must write 3 times somemore, shows how pissed he was) KEEP OUR HOME CLEAN & TIDY.
oh..the paper used is bright red in colour..sounds like a warning only...like those red warning labels you see on medicines for external use only. haha...

Bitching Part 2

now now....the guys....

guy number 1
he's the most sissified guy i've ever seen..seriously more girlish than me.
so sissy that he asked me to help him apply facial mask on his face.
so sissy that he goes, "aiyah...cannot go under the sun...getting dark liao"
so sissy that whenever he needs any favour, he'll go "yer...pei ling ar....can la...can la.." damn manja that he can beat jackie's manja-ness anytime.
the worst part is...despite his lack of testosterone and excess of estrogen...
his leg,i tell you, damn hairy!!!
so hairy that i can find some short and curly strands of hair on my mattress after each time he sat on it.
don't get funny ideas..he was never invited to sit on it in the 1st place.
oh....he recognises which undergarment belongs to which girl of the house.

guy number 2
this is the worst of the whole bunch of people in my house.
sometimes, i am not even sure if he's in the house or not, cause he locks himself in the room most of the time.
AND HE IS EXTREMELY HORNY!!!
he's the idiot who download porn excessively until my connection become so slow that my menstrual flow can be considered fast.
how did i find out about his addiction to porn?
it was guy number 1 who discovered it.
men like this should be castrated..he's number 1 in my list.
he is also the ONLY guy in the house who walks around the house topless.
not that i really mind...

but

what i don't really get is... why some guys like to pull their pants so low that their underpants are exposed? some kind of fashion is it? not to say he's wearing a calvin klien or pierre cardin or hush puppies. cis. might as well don't wear the pants at all.

ohh.....the climax of all...

he spitted his phelgm into the sink and never washed it away!!
and guess what...
me being the maid of the house...didn't realise the existence of the mucus...touched it when i was washing the sink.
WTFFFFFFF!!!!
lost my appetite for the entire day.
it was not a clear phelgm...it was greenish in colour...
shows that he has some bacterial infection..haha..padan muka.

guy number 3
no complaints.
the best fella in the house. looks like crayon shin chan.
no, i am not in love with him.

Warning : Bitching Post

I'm so so in the mood to bitch about my housemates today.

I don't think I have really specified why i hate them so much right?
Anyway...can't really specify a reason..cause there are too many reasons.
Let's start with both my roommates :

Let's name them A and B.
A is from JB. She believes that having inadequate sleep and depriving herself of internet usage will make her smarter.
B is from Bidor. she thinks that soaking her undergarments for a week will make them cleaner.
imagine entering your own bathroom just to see unwashed undies for A FREAKING WEEK!
makes me wanna puke only...this explains the weight loss each time i return to KL. and of course..i gain all those weight back each time i return to ipoh. and since i am not mengada (at least that's what i think) i am not gonna whine and whine bout my weight gain. enough said.

okay...what i am about to say is gonna be very disgusting.
if you are eating or just had your meal or are preparing to eat, please skip this part.

both of them...
leave 'sediments of their excrement' after their big business.
and i have to WASH FOR THEM!!
I DON'T EVEN WASH FOR MY SISTERS!! WTF!!
NOT ONCE....BUT MANY MANY TIMES!!
i didn't even know which culprit did it...how to tell who to wash??
the 1st time i saw it...i kept quiet,hoping that there will be no 2nd time.
when i saw it again for the 2nd time....cannot tahan....
i told them straight..."whichever ass did it...please please check the freaking toilet bowl each time after you flush..i am not your fucking slaves to wash for you all!" (but in a more subtle way)

but....

i dunno if they are really THAT dirty or they just wanna act as if they have hearing impairment...
things don't really improve.

makes me feel like cutting off their colons and insert a papaya into their anus so that they will not be able to shit anymore. seriously.

you know how girls' hair accumulate in the bathroom...
they will never pick those hair up to throw....
again...I WILL BE THE ONLY IDIOT DOING IT COZ I CANNOT TAHAN THE SIGHT
see...it's not that i have never told them to do it....
i have said it so many times that my lips felt numb.

really makes me feel like shaving them bald. not only on the head..each and every part of their body with hair.

arghhh!

the boys...
sigh...
next time only continue

Pirates

We are at the subtitles topic again...

Since Pirates of the Caribbean : Dead Man's Chest is coming soon....

imagine how the title is gonna be translated..

Lanun Dari Caribbean : Dada Lelaki Mati

ok ok...i syiok sendiri.. HAHAHAHAHAHA!