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lihatlah
pada diriku
aku cantik dan menarik
dan kau mulai dekati aku

ku beri sgalanya
cinta harta dan jiwaku
tapi kau malah menghilang
bagai hantu tak tau malu

lelaki buaya darat
busyet aku tertipu lagi
mulutnya manis sekali
tapi hati bagai serigala

ku tertipu lagi oh
ku tertipu lagi oh

ku beri sgalanya
cinta harta dan jiwaku
tapi kau malah menghilang
bagai hantu sakitnya aku

mungkin aku bodoh
mungkin aku naif
atau mungkin memang kamu
penjahat wanita

tapi untung nya
aku masih punya kekasih yang lain
tapi mengapa aku
masih saja tertipu olehnya

It's Kitty Ann's Birthday Today!!

luckily i realise it's 23rd august today...phew!
it's not that i don't remember birthdays...but i tend to lose track of time, especially when exam's around the corner.

so kit ann...

this post, besides being a birthday wish to you, also serves as a big fat reminder to you that we have a date next sunday!! haha!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL!

*lots of flying kisses* (i don't usually do this you know, i think i am high on ecstasy)

So Cute!!

pming told me that she has set her hp message alert tone as jackie's barking.
imagine your hp going "woof woof" each time there's an incoming message.
how cute.
i also want!!

now that's an addition to jackie's function in the house, besides being an effective paperweight.
yeap. he can serve as a paperweight. serious.
you know how irritating it is when the pages in newspaper flip over while you are reading.
that is when jackie will come over...stretches a bit (imagine this-his fore legs bending forward, ass pointing upwards), an indication for a tummy rub....then proceeds to lie on the papers. problem solved. no more irritating pages flipping. for your info, i read on the floor.
of course you have to lift him up each time you have to turn to the next page.
but since he's so tiny and light, that shouldn't be a problem.
poor thing can't get a proper sleep only..haha!

so stop thinking that only big dogs are useful.

now let's take a look at jackie's demonstration as a paperweight:

where can you find such a huggable paperweight?

MSN is Fun

p l i n g- adakah saudari di sana?
n.a.d.i.a- oh
n.a.d.i.a- maafkan aku
n.a.d.i.a- saya baru habis makan ..... er..... 'supper'
p l i n g- sia-sia aku menulis ayat yang begitu indah
n.a.d.i.a- anda cukup menjijikan
n.a.d.i.a- XD
p l i n g- yea
n.a.d.i.a- mana kamu pergi?
p l i n g- sini saudari
n.a.d.i.a- kenapa kamu tidak membalas aku?
p l i n g- yakah
p l i n g- aku tak perasan
n.a.d.i.a- haih..
n.a.d.i.a- sedihnya aku
p l i n g- janganlah merajuk
n.a.d.i.a- kamu tidak pedulikan aku lagi
p l i n g- oh tidak
p l i n g- aku memang mempedulikan anda
n.a.d.i.a- sudahkan kamu menelaah dengan rajin?
n.a.d.i.a- adakah kamu dapat memahami apa yang dibaca?
p l i n g- aku tak paham satu perkara pun
p l i n g- aku mau bertapa saudari
n.a.d.i.a- oh
n.a.d.i.a- pergilah bertapa
p l i n g- beradu i mean
n.a.d.i.a- hahahaha
n.a.d.i.a- beradula
p l i n g- selamat malam saudari
n.a.d.i.a- slmat malam!
n.a.d.i.a- and esok saya akan berbahasa hokkien pula

the next day...

p l i n g- your connection over there slow or not
n.a.d.i.a- bey ban ar.....
n.a.d.i.a- ok lor.
n.a.d.i.a- lu leh?
p l i n g- wa eh sibeh ban lor
p l i n g- macham wa eh period
n.a.d.i.a- lu ey period chia ban meh? XD
p l i n g- bo lah
p l i n g- si sua kong nya
n.a.d.i.a- si sua?
n.a.d.i.a- ha mi si sua?
p l i n g- si sua= simply
n.a.d.i.a- lu kong si mi?
p l i n g- wa kong hokkien wa lah
n.a.d.i.a- ooooooooooo
n.a.d.i.a- chin chai kong la
p l i n g- ya ya cincai
n.a.d.i.a- wa oo send hokkien bond hor lu khua bo?
p l i n g- hokkien bond?
p l i n g- si mi lai
n.a.d.i.a- james bond kong hokkien wa
p l i n g- boh wor
p l i n g- send lai
n.a.d.i.a- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ4nqqj2hIM
n.a.d.i.a- youtube oo
p l i n g- connection si beh ban....
p l i n g- emm chai ai tan loh ku
n.a.d.i.a- aiyo
n.a.d.i.a- transfer si bey ban la...
n.a.d.i.a- pa kue la
n.a.d.i.a- lu ke kua hokkien bond..
p l i n g- wa cancel liao
p l i n g- you tube eh page pun beh load
p l i n g- ok ok
p l i n g- wa cho wa eh assignment ar
p l i n g- ah meh wa lang kah lai kong
n.a.d.i.a- ok
n.a.d.i.a- bye bye

sorry..no translation for the hokkien though :P

Brief Update of Me Life

seems like my one-week holiday will be shrunk to 3 days. hmph!
damn tulan you know.
like how you feel when your D cup decreases to A cup. (applies to girls only)

and it's all because of that stoopid Khidmat Masyarakat thing, that is merely a khidmat to make the pensyarah syiok, if you remember my previous posting. can't even skip, as it will contribute 30% to my finals. what to do...have to mensyiokkan the lecturer for that 30%. now, don't think dirty.

and if any of you happen to be in KL on 16th and 17th sept..
and happen to drop by alamanda putrajaya...
you might spot me distributing flyers.

if i don't update till beginning of sept, there could be 2 possibilities :
- i am busy berperang-ing with my notes, in preparation for the mid sem exam
- i have lost the battle with my own notes.

so just pray hard that the latter doesn't happen k.

if i do update...
it means i am still alive and happily kicking asses.

Gubra

i want to watch gubra.
since i am such a cheapskate...
please don't tell me to buy the ori vcd/dvd.
tell me where to download it!!

These Are What I Call Hunks

aaron kwok

steve yap

so yeng that can make me melt!! these are what i call MEN.
those lala guys you see in sungai wang plaza....can't even pass as pure men. too skinny and fair..and er...lala-fied. much fairer than me and nadia and xing combined. my goodness.
definition of lala = go see a penjual vcd haram and you'll know what i mean.

on the other hand...... this guy down here..jay chou

i don't consider him a lala... but i still don't like him.
i don't get why girls go gaga over this guy who forever shields his face under a cap.
try to act yeng liddat.
yeng my foot.

even my jackie is much much more yeng.

I Wanna Complain a Bit

my victim is that indon lecturer again.
let's call her Dr.Yay.

i decided to be good and attended her tutorial today.
but i end up getting more confused.
i understood a bit and got some rough idea reading from a textbook the day before.
and now....all the concepts are messed up in my brain!

she practically reads from the power point slides.
worse still...the slides aren't prepared by her.
she couldn't explain why some parameters dissapeared from the equation.
her best answer will be "i also dunno how this equation can become like this. but the book says so"
*pengsan*

i can't believe UKM is actually paying this lady 100 bucks (could be more) an hour to teach us!
ehh..correction...
i can't believe UKM is actually paying this lady 100 bucks an hour to read us some sentences and equations.
i don't know how true this is, but according to my friend, UKM is sponsoring her 3 months stay in Grand Seasons Hotel!
WTF man!!
if they are paying for a lecturer with some quality..i don't mind.
but this is a dumbass whom i doubt prepares her lesson before entering the class. speaks horrible english somemore! even the malays can't understand her indon.

might as well channel the money to improving the condition of our labs.
our labs can really pass as museums i tell you.
MOST of the equipments are broken down, they are still there just for display.

"nice to see, nice to hold, already broken, cannot be sold"

that's it...
i am determined not to attend her class on friday and monday.
i'm going back to molest my jackie on thursday itself.

A Lecturer From Indonesia

her pronunciation of alphabets is humorous.

AUC (area under curve) is pronounced as ah uuu seh
Y= mx + c is pronounced as yay equals to am ex plus see

but still cannot beat mr chen, who can make penjana sounds like a lady's reproductive organ.

since there'll only be her class on coming friday and monday...
and since i don't have a saturday class this week...
and since i am planning to skip the ikrar thing...

this means i am gonna have 4 days off in a row!
3 out of 4 are self-proclaimed off-days..hehe

4 days off rot in kl meh..
balik kampung la!!

Some People Just Need to be Reminded...

and that nice writing is mine *perasan*
i am not that 'ah foo'.
it's that porn addict.

Check This Out

especially if you are gonna be a doctor or a pharmacist.

click here.

the problem lies within the community's mentality.
pharmacists are considered as doctors' konco-konco only.
some morons actually thought that pharmacist=nurse.

at the end of the day..
the pharmacists are the expert of drugs.
i bet doctors don't even know how to use MIMS or BNF.
pharmacists are already not charging for the consultation.
and the consultation is not required by the law anyway...
the least the patients/customers could do is to give some respect.

Men Has The Sight Of An Annelide

because i believe they don't have the eyes to see, or rather lacking the ability to utilise them.
they are using their anus to look, i guess. or feel their way around like earth worms do.
i am not implying that men are knocking their heads against poles while walking down the streets for being "blind".
i am trying to say that men becomes blind when it comes to girls.

i have seen too many men falling prey to act-cute-super-manja girls.
or to put it blatantly, bitches.

these girls are easy to spot :
they have this typical manja voice that is almost equivalent to a shriek. too high a frequency.
it's already bad enough when they talk, it's even worse when they laugh...all sopranos kalah teruk.
either the shriek...or a super-soft voice that will leave you wondering if she's suffering from a serious throat infection.
they have this stupid smile that guys will describe as "enticing", and girls like me call it "mengada-fying".
all they care is how to make themselves look good.
they make great flirts too.
sometimes, i suspect they are epileptics.
why? some blink their eyes too often that they look like they are having seizures, just minus the drooling part.

when girls like this manja a little...
MOST stupid and blind guys allow themselves to be fully-utilised.
thinking that such girls are actually having some interest in them.
and when they fall head over heels, and lose their usage value, get ignored in the end.
if only i can knock some sense into these people.

good men are on the verge of extinction.
stupid blind men....aplenty.

good ones are mostly taken and happily married.
good looking ones are mostly homosexuals or transvestites.
rich men are usually old men.
the rest are blind men who go for bitches.

on a second thought, i shouldn't pity those victimised blind fellas.
sendiri cari pasal.

whatever happens to "beauty is only skin deep"?

oh, i am not jealous of those bitches, mind you.
because i don't need to use guys to get things accomplished (making babies is exclusive)- fetch me around, carry my shopping bags, buy me gifts..etc.

"men, can't live with them, still can live without them"

Someone...

someone was in china and hong kong for a week...for a student leadership conference.
even told me he tried looking for aaron kwok's hall of fame. haha!
you know who am i talking about right?
just to keep you guys updated about his life, in case you are interested.

sometimes you don't execute your plan the way you wanted it to be. well..most of the time for me.
like how i always wanted to throw rotten egss into mrs. yee's house.
how much i wanted to ask her what was her freaking problem with me.
but i ended up doing absolutely nothing! i am such a failure.

i have always wanted to be as cruel as i can to him too.
pay him back 100x the amount of misery he gave me.
and again, i am a failure.
not only have i replied ALMOST all of his sms-es, i even pretended to be interested in his conference for a moment.

what's wrong with guys anyway?
when they were the one insisting on ending the relationship in the 1st place, in spite of the girls' profuse pleading, so what the hell are they trying to prove with the constant kacau-ing?
very heroic is it?
already trying to make themselves sound so heroic..by giving dumb excuses like "i just want to let you go, so that you can be free". free my ass la.
want to be a real hero...go murder those stupid robbers..or castrate yourself.
then you are my big hero. much more heroic than superman.
not by ditching a girl only to try getting her back later.
when a damage has been done....it has been done.

still want to be my hero?
i can suggest some potent painkillers if you decide to go for castration.

From Friendster Bulletin Board

Attention Form 6 Michaelians

Message: My dear brothers n sisters of the Michaelian
Community.... there have been a very tragic n sad
incident which has struck one of our Michaelians....

I'm sure most of u....if nt all of u.... heard n read
about d incident yesterday where a 18 year old
student was hacked to death near Wangsa Maju
situated around the KTAR area.... yes.... d
unfortunate victim happened 2 b the younger
brother of one of our frens.... Ms. Lee Wan Yee
from USS3.....

My dear brothers n sisters... tis bulletin is not
meant 4 u 2 start a gossip.... tis will onli make
matters worse... the purpose of tis bulletin is so
each n everyone of us can pray in our very own
ways for Wan Yee and her family... may God
guide and continue 2 watch over her and her
family.... to remind her.... that WE Michaelians....
will alwiz b here behind her...supporting her all the
way....

Thank you.