5 things that piss me off
1.naming oneself with a christian/an english name, but is neither a christian nor a mat salleh/the name does not appear in the birth cert
you are excusable if you happen to be registered under weird names like Foo Ba Bi (i swear i saw this name in the phone directory!) , Lim Thoo Sai ( direct translation from hokkien : drink pig's shit ) , or Ng Cheok Foo ( direct translation from Cantonese : don't wear pants ).
please don't get any wrong ideas...i have nothing against non-christians who happen to have an english name in their birth certs. i just..beh tahan mengada people...
2. Doing "biology project" in the cinema
hello?don't you people know the cinema is a place for you to watch movies?just because the place is dark doesn't mean I am oblivious to what is happening. I have neither vision nor auditory impairment. If you people wanna share some intimate moment..this is just not the right place..especially when you are seated very near me. cuddling is fine with me..but not carressing here and there..worse still..with sound effects. it's just so distracting. It's just like buy one movie ticket free live semi-porn -_-
and it's also a very wrong place to confess your love,man! very very wrong!! even if you insist to do so in the cinema..please do it discreetly...there was once when this guy tried to sweet-talk to the girl beside me... i could hear him say," do you know you are very special?" the girl replied "really?" and that sent goosebumps to me instantly. later they were mumbling some stuffs in chinese..and i wasn't bothered to eavesdrop. and throughout the movie, the girl kept coming closer to me coz the guy was getting a little too near her i guess. grrr......
3. Whining as if it is the end of the world when you get an A- instead of an A for your *whatever* paper.
WTF....I have not even made any noise for my B. Go get a life! Life is much more than getting a string of As.. scoring doesn't mean you are smart...it just means you have a powerful memory. or you had an overdose of ginkgo biloba.
4. Complaining over trivial matters (eg. physical appearance) like sissies
Some girls can be such a pain in the ass that they go "oh no,i am fat" or "i am not tall enough" most of the time. i know they were trying to fish some compliments... i am just the very wrong person to complain to..if i am in a good mood.i may just layan you and say "no la, you look just nice." not that i don't mean it when i say it...i just don't like people who ask for compliments indirectly.
some girls are so skinny but will still complain about being fat. oh kay....if you are fat..then what am i??obese?? then i should just knock myself dead. some girls of average height will complain about being short.. walao.....if you are short..then what am i? a dwarf?? or thumbelina?
if you people would like to bitch about these stuffs, just go get someone thinner or taller than you to bitch with.. complaining to me will not do you any good..in fact,it makes me feel bad about myself.
and...be grateful that you are born without abnormalities.
-a man complained that he has no shoes until he saw a man without a feet-
5. Calling another human "animal" when that person commits a serious crime
I totally disagree that any act of cruelty is considered inhuman...and that culprit being labelled as 'animal'. which creature can be more sadistic and brutal than human themselves in this world? yes, animals do kill each other...but that was just a part of their survival. they don't kill other animals just because they don't like the species..and carnivores don't wallop herbivores just because they have different dietary preferences. all these acts of killing are just for mere survival. besides, they do not torture the victims to die a slow death.
and as for my human counterparts, they kill to claim things that aren't theirs, hate each other coz they don't believe in the same religion, shoot down innocent animals as a hobby, and commit incest. they somehow find joy in seeing others in agony. SO FREAKING SADISTIC.
so....those who commit hideous crimes are in fact very human...it's their human sadistic nature that drives them to do unspeakable things. and please stop calling them animals...coz it's an insult to those poor creatures.
you are excusable if you happen to be registered under weird names like Foo Ba Bi (i swear i saw this name in the phone directory!) , Lim Thoo Sai ( direct translation from hokkien : drink pig's shit ) , or Ng Cheok Foo ( direct translation from Cantonese : don't wear pants ).
please don't get any wrong ideas...i have nothing against non-christians who happen to have an english name in their birth certs. i just..beh tahan mengada people...
2. Doing "biology project" in the cinema
hello?don't you people know the cinema is a place for you to watch movies?just because the place is dark doesn't mean I am oblivious to what is happening. I have neither vision nor auditory impairment. If you people wanna share some intimate moment..this is just not the right place..especially when you are seated very near me. cuddling is fine with me..but not carressing here and there..worse still..with sound effects. it's just so distracting. It's just like buy one movie ticket free live semi-porn -_-
and it's also a very wrong place to confess your love,man! very very wrong!! even if you insist to do so in the cinema..please do it discreetly...there was once when this guy tried to sweet-talk to the girl beside me... i could hear him say," do you know you are very special?" the girl replied "really?" and that sent goosebumps to me instantly. later they were mumbling some stuffs in chinese..and i wasn't bothered to eavesdrop. and throughout the movie, the girl kept coming closer to me coz the guy was getting a little too near her i guess. grrr......
3. Whining as if it is the end of the world when you get an A- instead of an A for your *whatever* paper.
WTF....I have not even made any noise for my B. Go get a life! Life is much more than getting a string of As.. scoring doesn't mean you are smart...it just means you have a powerful memory. or you had an overdose of ginkgo biloba.
4. Complaining over trivial matters (eg. physical appearance) like sissies
Some girls can be such a pain in the ass that they go "oh no,i am fat" or "i am not tall enough" most of the time. i know they were trying to fish some compliments... i am just the very wrong person to complain to..if i am in a good mood.i may just layan you and say "no la, you look just nice." not that i don't mean it when i say it...i just don't like people who ask for compliments indirectly.
some girls are so skinny but will still complain about being fat. oh kay....if you are fat..then what am i??obese?? then i should just knock myself dead. some girls of average height will complain about being short.. walao.....if you are short..then what am i? a dwarf?? or thumbelina?
if you people would like to bitch about these stuffs, just go get someone thinner or taller than you to bitch with.. complaining to me will not do you any good..in fact,it makes me feel bad about myself.
and...be grateful that you are born without abnormalities.
-a man complained that he has no shoes until he saw a man without a feet-
5. Calling another human "animal" when that person commits a serious crime
I totally disagree that any act of cruelty is considered inhuman...and that culprit being labelled as 'animal'. which creature can be more sadistic and brutal than human themselves in this world? yes, animals do kill each other...but that was just a part of their survival. they don't kill other animals just because they don't like the species..and carnivores don't wallop herbivores just because they have different dietary preferences. all these acts of killing are just for mere survival. besides, they do not torture the victims to die a slow death.
and as for my human counterparts, they kill to claim things that aren't theirs, hate each other coz they don't believe in the same religion, shoot down innocent animals as a hobby, and commit incest. they somehow find joy in seeing others in agony. SO FREAKING SADISTIC.
so....those who commit hideous crimes are in fact very human...it's their human sadistic nature that drives them to do unspeakable things. and please stop calling them animals...coz it's an insult to those poor creatures.
posted by PlinG @ 11:40 AM
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