Indian Nipple Song

trust me, it's hilarious!

Cactus

i dunno if it's just me and bf, but we really think that the thing looks like a man's reproductive organ.

Funny Conversations

sometimes, movie titles can be misunderstood as part of a sentence, as shown in the 2 examples below:

Example 1 :

A : let's watch a movie!
B : okay, what do you wanna watch?
A : we watch 28 weeks later, ok?
B : but why must wait till 28 weeks later?
A : that's the title of the movie la!

Example 2 :

A : later i'm going to watch a movie.
B : oh, which wan?

A : bu neng shou de mi mi. (which means a secret that cannot be told )

B : eh, why so secretive wan?
A : that's exactly the title la!

i'm just too lazy to type more. fingers had been busy putting food into my bloody mouth. they are exhausted. and so is my mouth due to excessive chewing.

ta!

Reason To Blog

if you have noticed, i update infrequently nowadays.

and if you have noticed also, most of my posts revolve around these two topics:

1) disgusting things, eg menstruation, sanitary pad, shit, asshole

2) bitching just about anyone who pisses me off

so if i don't update as much, it's a good sign. hehe.
ciao.

Jackie & Muffin

this is jackie before gaining weight....
......and after he has gained 0.2kg.

just a picture of a lump of fat sunbathing...so cute right?

let me intro to you a new addition to the family, muffin, who happens to be jackie's son. isn't he cute?

let's watch a video of muffin doing tricks. he's as smart as his daddy.





okay, i was just cocking about jackie's son part.
he's my sista's little puppy, totally unrelated to jackie.

Are You A Sinker Or A Floater?

to determine if you are a sinker or a floater....

each time after you are done with your big business, spend some time to check out your masterpiece in the bowl. just a simple peek will do, and flush it immediately, just to avoid intoxication of your nostrils.

if your shit floats, you are a floater (Duh!)
and if it sinks, you are a sinker (Double Duh!)

so who cares if your shit sinks or float?

according to a dietician, if your shit floats, it indicates that you have enough fibre in your diet.
if it sinks, it means you need to eat more veggie.

i bet your shit sinks most of the time! muahaha!

by the way, jackie is a sinker. his shit doesn't float in the longkang water.