Benefit Of Keeping a Small Dog

the dog will never consume much of your space.
look at the picture below...if i don't tell you that the lump of black fur is a dog...will you know it's one?

jackie knows he's small and can fit into gaps between sofas
cute leh?

by the way....
many people have commented that he looks like a puppy. who would've believed that he can pass as a great granddad?
there are some who actually thought he's a cat. -_-" cat can bark wan is it?

just few years ago, i was taking him for a walk around the neighbourhood, and i heard a woman said, "ya allah, keciknya! macam musang!"

few days ago.... a courier man came to send stuff...and commented that jackie looks like a porcupine.

in conclusion, jackie looks like a baby musang with sharp spines with a bit of feline look, that barks.

If You Think That Are Some Evil Person That You Don't Recognise...

i seriously urge you to think again.

because i am sure no one can be more of a devil as i am. muahahaha!

yeala
i bitch about my roommates openly online
worse still....i reveal their personal details
i am more than willing to tell you all their bra sizes..interested or not?
i post up pictures of butts without people's consent
i scolded my housemate in the presence of other friends

oh.....i think i forgot to tell this tiny detail...
remember the mouldy mooncake?
i actually threw it into the dustbin before asking her if it actually belongs to her.

so i went to her and asked,

yuet peng hai lei geh hai mai?fat mou cho lor, ngo pong lei tiau chor
that mooncake is yours right?already become mouldy, i have thrown it away for you.

*roommate gave a -speechless- face*

lei chong oi gah?
you still want it?

lei dou tiau chor lor..ngo ho yi chou mat yeh
you have already thrown it lor..what can i do

mou la....ngo chong shuet guai loh chut lei che
no la....i just took it out from the fridge

*ran to the dustbin...took that mooncake out....wiped some rotten veggie off the box...and passed it to the roommate*

see...i am so evil that i can't believe it myself.

in another incident....

i wrote on msn : lee swee long is an asshole,a big one. hope you will burn in hell!
by the way, that's my sissy-fied housemate.
he said something bad enough to trigger me into doing that.
and he didn't intend to apologise.

i am no longer that person who keeps quiet and maintain a smile when insulted.
provoke me and you'll kena kao kao from me..severity depends on my mood at that particular time also.
so he kena-ed from me la....i scolded him in the class...yea..with some witnesses...and moved to another place to sit. at night, i blocked him and write those on msn.
am still blocking him for your info. he's so lucky i am back in ipoh, or else he'll be castrated without anesthesia. let him scream like a soprano.

yeah..i am evil.
sue me.

Happy Belated Birthday Jon!

arghh..the banner's supposed to be an animated one!
how come it's not moving??!!

i'm sorry that i actually forgot your birthday.
*blames friendster*
*blames housemate for pissing me off*

hope you don't mind ya...

p/s : i still know what you did behind the class in form 6 :P

Petronas Ad

i find this raya ad quite touching.
the deepavali one is not so good though.
enjoy!

Mouldy Roommate

sometimes it's hard to comprehend those wonders that my roommate does.
i said roommate, the singular noun, because i am referring to the one who soaks her lingerie for a week before washing them, if you remember my old old old entry.

i'm suspect that she's trying to grow mould.

you see, i was rummaging through the refrigerator to look for things to be thrown away.
i just wanna dispose those rotten food that my housemates LOVE to keep for weeks and forever will never consume. wastage of space only. anyway, i found a mouldy mooncake, it belongs to that roommate. not wanting to throw things without asking for her permission first, i passed it to her, and TOLD her that it has grown mould all over it.

instead of throwing it....
she mumbled something like, "aiya, very troublesome" and placed that piece of mouldy mooncake on her table.
and now the mooncake has been on her study table for a week!
more and more mould is growing...argh.

i can't think of any other reason to justify her act.
she must be trying to cultivate mould in our house.
she can't be planning to eat it what...unless she wanna end up having diarrhea.

that explains why she soaks her lingerie for a week.
to grow some mould on them.
my goodness.. won't get fungal infection wan meh?

weird people.

Suddenly I Miss Jackie

he just got 2 teeth extracted, one by the vet, another...erm....by accident.
you see, he's a very clumsy creature. walk on four legs also can pok kai.
one morning, he was jumping excitedly while demanding for breakfast...fell..and landed with his jaws knocking the floor. i found a tiny little teeth there.
even with the bleeding...he resumed eating.
you say cute or not?

Guess What I Did

so i went for a visit to MINT (malaysian institute for nuclear technology research) today.
my syllabus this semester covers a subject called Nuclear Pharmacy.
the lecturers for this subject are currently working under MINT, and they have been telling us on the good job prospect working in radiopharmaceutical field- with high salary and overseas training. well...according to them, it's kinda safe working there, with very minimal exposure to radiation, provided that you follow the stringent safety measures la. but accidents do happen...i mean..even when you drive a car you are prone to accidents too.

i forgot in which country...a pregnant lady(working in this industry) will be given paid leave of 2 freaking years is she's pregnant..what the hell...
if this is the case....i will make myself pregnant every 2 years la.
be a baby manufacturing machine and get paid. haha. no need to be exposed to radiation somemore.

anyway, the trip was kinda boring.
i ended up sleeping during the 1st briefing.
and was busy poking my coursemate's ass with an umbrella in another briefing.
yeala...supposed to be a trip..but macam attend lecture only. wasting my time. baik tido.

and i went near a nuclear reactor you know....
must have brought back some radiation home.
hopefully i don't become infertile, man. *touch wood*
so here are some pictures taken there:

ass

more asses

another ass

see...this proves how bored i was.
wanted to take more buttock pictures..but camera ran out of battery. sorry la.
by the way...those are guys' buttocks k. didn't i tell you my about my fascination with male bottoms since form 4?

The Next 5 Ways

continuation on ways to piss off your housemates..


6) don't even be bothered to clean up the house. if you can't tolerate filthiness, wear slippers inside the house..i mean those furry-cute cute type of indoor slippers...ya..those with cartoon characters' heads on it. but this way will never work if your housemates are the dirtiest bunch of people you can find in this world.

7) don't flush after using the toilet, especially after your bowel movement. deny it and accuse them of accusing you if they confront you. for better effect, put the toilet bowl cover down..so that when the next unsuspecting housemate uses it, he/she will be greeted with a "surprise".


8) use foul languages when you talk. better still, swear in each and every sentence you speak. for example, that *toot* lecturer ah, he thinks he's *toot* smart, must always *toot* us until we are *toot*
yes...pling has repented. i shall not swear in this blog anymore, or at least i will try not to. hehe. anyway, your housemates will somehow pick up some vulgarities from you when they are exposed excessively to those. once it has become a habit for them to spew profanities, it takes time for them to stop it. muahahaha..how evil is that?


9) watch porn at the hall every night. they are sure to get distracted. switch on the speaker. even if they are not watching....the sound effects are good enough to take their mind off the books. for enhanced effect, give some responses every other minute while watching, such as, "eyerrrr...why like that wan?!", "ahhhhhhhhhhh..very disgusting ah!", see...they are gonna do it!" gerenti to throw books at you.

10) tell the whole world what type of lingerie they wear. better still....take pictures of their undergarments, and load those pictures on your blog. refer to step #5...pray hard they will be kay poh enough to peep into your monitor, "how come this underwear looks so familiar wan? eh...the hole at the ass part is so similar to mine!"

i'm having a very very busy week..can't believe i am actually typing this.
like those chinaman say, "tiu keng dou yiu tau hei" (while hanging yourself also need to breathe la)

Have You Ever Wondered....

.....what those cup sizes mean?

no..i don't mean the cup you drink from.
i am talking about the cup being utilised as support for boobs.
we all know that cup A is the smallest and it gets bigger as the alphabet goes on.
don't ask me what's the biggest size, cause i really don't know.

but here's the list of what those alphabets stand for :

A - airport (so flat that the airplane can land smoothly on the chest. no bumps what)
B - barely seen
C - can do
D - damn big
E - enormous

guess what F stands for...

you must be thinking F***ing big.
nope....

F means fake lah!
so big...confirm artificial wan!

5 Ways To Piss Off Your Housemates

1) download as many porn as you please..and remember to set your download speed limit..to 1000kb/s. when confronted by your housemate, give him/her a blur look and say, "i already set the limit what. your computer's lousy, don't blame the connection,and worse still, don't blame me." sure kena hypertension instantly.

2) put on the headphone most of the time, even when you are not listening to anything. it's a good excuse not being able to hear when they call you. and when they try to call you numerous times.......just give them the can't-you-see-i'm-concentrating-on-my-songs-now look.....and reply "yes?" in a tak puas way. to piss them off further...ask them to repeat their questions, pretending that you can't hear them clearly. ask for more repetitions if you feel like being nasty.

3) read your notes/textbooks at any possible time. bring those along too while evacuating your bowels, and if you think appropriate, study while bathing. during meals, bring notes to the makan place and read while waiting for the food to be served. for greater effect, read while eating too...with one hand manipulating the fork/spoon/chopsticks...and the other one to hold the notes. tell your housemates to shaddup if they become too chatty. yes...i mean tell them to shut the hell up...like this, "hoi! can't you see i'm trying to study here?will you shut the hell up?" and not this "can you please..erm..lower the volume..i mean...keep the noise down a little?"

4) pretend that you forget to do your housework duty. blame them for not reminding you to take your ginkgo supplement everyday..hence, the absent-mindedness. play more with your hair..to cause more hair to drop, and to create more rubbish.

5) bitch about them on your blog..doesn't matter if all that you write in your blog are the truths or fairy tales. pretend to leave your browser open, with your blog page on it, and go away (eg. bathe). pray hard that they will be kay poh enough to peep into your monitor.

to be continued..

Look At The Stark Difference

This picture was taken on 1st oct.
nice leh..the rainbow..

and this...taken on 5th oct. i swear i can smell smoke!
and it's making me sick! *cough*

I Feel Like I Am Being Strangled

yes...and suffocating to a slow and painful death.
and the haze, it's giving me headache....
speaking of headache, i just realised that i forgot to take my ginkgo biloba today.
you see, i have become so stupid that i need daily supplement of memory enhancement in order to pass my exams. i nearly failed one paper for my mid sem. ginkgo tipu orang! i am still as stupid.

there's so much to be done and read, yet so little time.
and that makes me lose my mood to blog. i think it's making my gastrointestinal tract moody too. yeah..my stomach and intestine are so stressed up that they have decided to take a break from processing my shit. since they are on a strike, i have to suffer from constipation. to show my dissatisfaction towards them, i shall not feed them with food. hmph!

finally, i'm going home...after like...4 weeks?
that's freaking long, man....considering the fact that KL and Ipoh are only 3 hours apart, maybe less, if the bus driver thinks that he qualifies for F1 race.

sigh..i am so so sleepy but i need to force myself to study.
maybe i will need to take tongkat ali...for the insomnia effect, mind you...not for improved libido. don't be so dirty-minded can or not? tsk tsk tsk..and you people wonder why my mind is so corrupted.

so before i go....

let me share a joke with you guys.....some of you might have heard of it before....
and if you find this joke lame...it's not my fault k. if you want a real good laugh, watch russell peters' "comedy now". so here goes :

there's this little girl, called margharita...
her mom's so worried that when she grows up, she'll get conned by horny men.
so, her mom will remind her everyday, "margharita, margharita, when you grow up, you will meet a nice man. he'll buy you nice gifts, bring you to a nice restaurant, and to a nice hotel room. then he'll go on top of you and shame your family."
so this girl grows up to be a pretty lady.
her mom got even worried, so she waits for her to return home every night.
but one night, margharita fails to do so, and returns home the next morning.
as expected....

mom : did you meet a nice man?
daughter : yes
mom : did he buy you nice gifts?
daugher : yes
mom : did he bring you to a nice restaurant?
daughter : yes
mom : *getting more worried* did he bring you to a nice hotel room?
daughter : yes
mom : *gasps*
daughter : but don't worry mom, he did not go on top if me. i went on top of him and shame his family instead!

hehe.....now back to work.