Cursing Is The Way To Self Satisfaction...

and of course, to piss others off too.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Jackie Singh

Jackie has finally decided to be a Sikh after 13 years of contemplation.



Thanks to Anil for the recommendation....that is...to recommend this turbanizer website.

Just to amuse you all and also myself.....here's a cacat-ed picture of me in a turban.


yeah. i want it pink.

This Is Totally Unacceptable!!!!

This piece of news almost brought me to tears.

If you are too lazy to read the whole news...please read the part where the font is red in colour.

Wednesday June 25, 2008

Foreign workers eating dog meat

By WANI MUTHIAH


KLANG: Stray puppies are ending up as meals for foreign construction workers keen on reducing their food bills.

Indonesian construction worker Wagang Saring said the high prices of food and the need to send as much money to families back home had forced him and his friends to eat pooches.

“Puppies are the best as their meat is tender,” said the 37-year-old Saring. “The meat gives us energy to work at construction sites. Three puppies will do for five men.”

Saring was approached by The Star at a petrol kiosk in Bukit Tinggi after he was seen hitting a puppy with a piece of wood.

He knocked out the puppy with two blows and carried it back to his kongsi where his friends had already built a fire.

Fellow Indonesian worker Marcel Jeheta, 30, said the large number of stray dogs in Klang provided ample supply of meat.

Jeheta, who comes from Flores Island, said dog meat was a popular source of protein back home.

“Dog meat is widely eaten in Flores Island and we continue the practice in Malaysia,” he said.

A check around the construction site found many dogs, mostly females, that appeared to have littered recently . But there were no puppies in sight.

Cleaner Suriyati Norsalim, 40, from central Jawa, was quick to point out that only some Indonesians ate dog meat.

“Only those from Flores Island, who are not Muslims, and some non-Muslim Bataks (from Sumatra) eat dog meat,” she added.

Vietnamese Nguyen Thi Thu, 25, who works at a factory in Klang, said she noticed her countrymen eating more dog meat recently.

She said dog meat was a popular delicacy in Vietnam.

Animal welfare activist Sabrina Yeap said dog eating was gaining momentum among foreign workers because there was no law against it. “It is not illegal and so no action can be taken against those who do so,” she added.

Yeap, who manages the canine sanctuary Furry Friends Farm, said it was time the Government banned dog eating as it involved inhumane killing methods.


The Majlis Perbandaran fellas must be damn overjoyed. These foreign workers have solved their problem of overpopulation of stray dogs. Who knows, they may be eating stray cats for all we know. Or worse still, steal domesticated dogs from our home.

It's infuriating to know that they actually kill that poor puppy in that manner. Is this their solution to ubah gaya hidup? Screw that bloody stupid phrase la!!! Ubah kerajaan instead! Arghhh!!! Eat something else la....like dirt....dog's poo....grass....whatever....as long as you leave that pups alone! please! eat my shit if you will! i have lots to offer!



Ubah Gaya Hidup??!!!

any more politicians come and tell me to ubah my gaya hidup i'm gonna shove a durian up their ass! and i seriously mean it!

can't they just be more creative?

i'm just so sick with this phrase that whenever i hear it...i just have the urge to throw a durian at someone random. ARGHHH!!!

tell me how to ubah gaya hidup?
i already don't spend unnecessarily.
so now i need to stop spending on my necessities?
what the hell do these politicians suggest i do?

eat lesser rice so that i remain short?
bathe on alternate days?
drink less water so that i pee less and eventually flush lesser?
cycle to kinta city from pengkalan ?
watch wayang kulit instead of filem wayang?
use leaves instead of toilet roll to wipe my ass?
use candles and not lights?
kill jackie to reduce household expenses?

they might as well ask me to eat my own shit

by the way....this is a funny blog by patrick teoh

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Psst Psst!

tell you all another secret.

promise not to tell others kay?

i ter-diarrhea-ed in my own pants.
what a shame. sob sob.

i thought it was just a fart....so i let it go.....
then i felt something wet...noooooooooooooo!!!!!

okla...this is a bit disgusting.
i need to shut down this blog before my potential employer sees this.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

My Current Addiction

it's a game called Virtual Villagers 3: The Secret City.


well, obviously this is not my screenshot.
i will never name my tribe with a name as retarded as Waikikis.
it has to have a name that reflects me....so being a very foul-mouthed person....i named my tribe Puki Mak. cute right? it has some tribal effect to that name.

although the villagers do not appear as sophisticated as The Sims...i really got hooked to the game the moment i started playing with it. the villagers are so cuteeeeee!!!
the game started with a few villagers.
you can make them to have intercourse in order for your population to grow.
and not all intercourse will result in babies. just like real-life situation.
then you need to assign them to certain jobs...like do research...build huts...do farming....or study medicine. so that's basically how your village becomes more civilised.
and the cutest part is...when they grow old....their hair turn grey!
and more cuter part!!!! the kids actually resemble their parents!

and i just made a 56-year-old uncle rape a young girl in her 20s.
haha!
if you'll excuse me...i have more 'breeding' to do.

Thursday, June 05, 2008

Awww...How Cute

little jackie is snoring as i'm typing this.

let's say this together:

AWWWWWWWWWW........................

Monday, June 02, 2008

The Reason I Write Rubbish

someone asked why do i always write rubbish.

lemme ask you guys back....

besides rubbish...what else can i write?
if i were to write informative things such as drug-related stuff,i guess i'll bore you guys to death....or fart out of boredom. don't even get me started on how many doctors have pissed me off.

i can't possibly blog about happening parties...events..bla bla bla that i have attended.
cause i don't even attend any. call me boring. not like i care.

and i don't post endless narcissistic, boring pictures of myself either.

so that leaves me with the option of bullshitting here.
i know my contents are as nonsensical as a cow dung...
but i know you people secretly enjoy reading wan...hahahaha!
at least this blog is a little informative...you know.
like you guys learn that loud fart produces no smell and silent fart does. thanks to me.

now here's the bitching part.

i wanna bitch something about the worst doctor i've ever met in my life!
because of doctors like this i strongly advocate stripping them off their dispensing rights!
i saw an article online about an interview with a doctor and a pharmacist.
i couldn't quote them....but the interview went something like this:

doctor : pharmacists should not be given dispensing right as they will act as pseudo-doctors..bla bla bla....and prescribe medicines that they should not. they should not take the role of a doctor. it's like pharmacists should only counsel about drugs...if they counsel about diet..then they are taking over the job of a dietician.

interviewer : so aren't doctors that dispense medicines taking over the job of pharmacists?

walao eh....that was a damn good question!
but i forgot what the doctor answered......but it wasn't a solid and good answer.
no offense to my doctor-to-be friends.

anyway, back to that horrible doctor....

me and BF went to this clinic few days ago.
we went into the consultation room..........
BF went "i have this sore throat...a little bit of nose block and runny nose....."
he was interrupted halfway by this doctor who said "nevermind...just tell me what you are having now"
BF told him "i'm having a cold"
doctor said "okay" *scribbles i-dunno-what on a piece of paper*

then he proceeded with the examination protocol....check temperature...etc.....

BF tried to tell him that he has not been feeling well for the past one week.
and the doctor gave him the sarcastic look and said "so?"

what the fuck is this kind of attitude?
i really felt like farting into his face there and then! i mean it!!
and shove the thermometer into his bloody asshole!! and i mean this too!!
aren't doctors supposed to listen to the patients symptoms?
and this fucker graduated from UM somemore. fuck la!

i hope this fucker runs out of business when pharmacists finally get back their dispensing rights.
hmph hmph hmph!