Everyone as South Park Characters

This is Pling. looking innocent and angelic, as usual. i have a halo on top of my head k!
now you may stop puking.


this is how nadia looks like after getting drunk. ( nad, check out the extra something that i added for you!! ) oh, she's imagining yk in his birthday suit.

this is how yk looks like after nadia couldn't take her hands off him till the liquor effect subsided.
notice the weight loss in just one night.

xing ling ran out of idea. she didn't know how to control nadia. ( xing, i couldn't find purple colour for your hair..so red is the nearest i can get )

kit ann tried to draw the whole scene with her drawing talent.

this is the anonymous bartender who served nadia the liquor. don't ask me why the plaster is there.

anil has some evil, sadistic plan on jackie. this time he's not using the bomb.

jun jin yang allergic to alcohol. check out the rashes on his face.

this is jon. trying to convince himself that he's a batman. hahahaha!

jeremy...hmm...this one looks a little too innocent for him. he and his guitar.

so anyone who feels tarak puas..
feel free to drop by my house in the middle of the woods.
when i say drop by, i don't mean dropping explosives ok!

In The Mood For Some Bitching

someone is trying to show some merajuk-ness.
and it's my super-sissy-octopus housemate. ( imagine his hands moving like the tentacles of an octopus while talking )

the one who found out that i blocked him on msn.
the cinapek that i don't give a shit about anymore.
the fella who makes me feel being a lesbian is a much better option than going steady with him.
the guy who makes me feel like a man with his presence.
the one and only moron who will sms and ask "what is your position now?"
the only asshole who doesn't know the meaning of asshole.
the imbecile who provokes me to swear each time his face comes into my view.
the jerk who starts singing "breaking up songs" to you when you just broke up with your partner, thinking it will make you feel better.
the nincompoop who will annoy the intestines outta you.

to quote from jon seeni (in case you forgot who, he was our PA tuition teacher) :

the height of stupidity / kebodohan mutlak

yeah..this is what you call those stupid asses who block you on msn but not your friends who will possibly chat with you. this was what my "smart" housemate did.

rule number one to block someone but you want to keep it unknown to that particular fella, block that fella's close friends too!! just in case their conversation goes this way :

A : you know, i feel like launching a bomb into peiling's big mouth.
B : haha! i suggest you tell that to her yourself.
A : but i don't see her online nowadays.
B : eh..she's online la!
A : but she's not online in my list! @#$%&@##!!! must've blocked me, that bitch!

don't worry, i only block those strangers to whom my idiotic housemate distributed my msn address to. much easier to block. cause we don't have much friends in common.

now time to say how stupid and blur i am again.

i just realised that i forgot to collect my STPM cert.
if it was not for amrit who mentioned it the other day, i would still be oblivious.
went to SMI's office today, only to be told that it was sent to Education Dept. in Maxwell road.
it was even more 'comforting' to hear him saying that it might be sent to KL also. -_-
thanks to my blur-ness.

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Happy Birthday to Anil!

how can i forget....i even set a reminder in my phone.

this guy never failed to make me laugh 'almost' everyday in class, well, i said 'almost' because he was always absent from school. who would've thought a big guy like him is nowhere near violent. in fact, i was the one bullying him most of the time. talking to him while standing will be a neck-aching experience, at least for a short person like me. in spite of all the crazy sadistic ideas that he could come out with ( eg. placing a bomb in jackie's ass ) , he's still very much a sensible man who's very sure of what he wants to do with his life, though it involves doing funny things with corpses. to sum it all up, HE WAS A GREAT FRIEND.

here are my wishes for you, anil :

hope that you will-

1. stay "tall, dark and handsome", like you always say.
   
2. be a 'good' doctor in the future, don't go around killing people. the deal of sending your patients to my pharmacy is still on right?
3. stop sounding depressed on msn.
   
4. turn into a chic magnet starting from today, and grab at least one back to ipoh.
5. shed more hair and grow less hair, unless you wanna remain extremely hairy.
6. not be confused with anal...or any other human anatomy
7. have a GREAT time today!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANILDEV!!
all the best for your paper tomorrow

to further prove that i am freaking bored........

1. i have been talking to jackie more often. and of course, more molesting sessions. he will ignore me most of the time, but i don't care.
2. i take afternoon nap almost everyday!! on an average, i sleep for more than 10 hours per day (nap+sleep). that's what you call the life of a pure pig. in kl, i only sleep 5-6 hours per day.
3. i am updating my blog a little too frequent.
4. randomly choose someone from my contact list and call him/her out for some gossiping. i just did that. it was 8.20 pm, and i was in great desperation to lepak. i was browsing through my hp list, and decided to ask a senior from ukm out. "free tonight?wanna meeet up? around 9 pm". lucky for me, she said yes. hahahaha!
5. watched this over and over again. even memorised the song, plus the dialogue.
   
6. sweep and mop the house almost everyday. nearly washed the car today, but sister took it out.
7. have come to the stage where i just simply sign into msn, stare at the "flower horn" fish wallpaper, and wait for someone to message me. been changing my nickname a little too often. from 'peiling' to 'stoopid me', and now 'desperate short girl'. next, 'died of boredom'

no, i am not getting a job.
that will mean more trouble to my parents.

but being bored is WAYYY much better than preparing for meaningless exams.
for that, i should be grateful and stop complaining.

a person who qualifies to be called an auntie jatuh longkang

it's not that bad actually. i didn't fall INTO the drain.
i fell ON it. it was a big longkang with a metal thingy covering it.
my feet somehow got stuck and i fell in a very un-stylish manner
with some witnesses somemore!

but it was damn painful laaaa!!
now the part right below my knee is a little swollen :(
and with some bruises :(

to quote from anil, "how can a person close to the ground not see the drain?"
i also wonder why a person with such a low gravity point can fall easily.
i have jatuh-ed in many ocassions- down the stairs, on a flat surface, in the bathroom, even from the chair i was sitting on.

yea...and i always bruise my arms and legs without knowing how i got it in the 1st place.
just few days ago i found a bruise on my left knee (i don't know how i got it)
and now my right leg has a few bruises to complement it.great.

i shall celebrate the day i stop bruising myself by knocking my arm hard against the table.

My Housemate Found Out..

that i blocked him on MSN.

he sent me an email which said :
" you are very good. blocking me on msn messenger"

no. i am not feeling bad at all.
and i don't feel sorry for him either.

i blocked him because he was pestering me for my computer password.
he should very well understand that when i set the computer in password-requiring mode...
i don't distribute my password to everyone!! that's gonna defeat the purpose of setting up the password in the 1st place.

what irritates me the most is when he asked me for that password...
actually...he didn't ask...he demanded for it...as if i SHOULD really oblige.
i was like WTF man!! he wants my password??over my dead body la.

if you think that i am being very mean to him....
you will not think that way if you know those shits he has given me.
too many to mention here.
so........i am SICK of trying to be patient and nice to everyone in the house.
yes...i don't like most of my housemates.

i'm just gonna ignore that email.
besides,i've already unblocked him few days ago.

i know i have changed.
i used to be a damn soft person who will give in easily to pleas.
and ppl tend to take advantage. like how my classmate used to ask me help her paint another piece of art for her pendidikan seni homework. in the end, i had to do double work. one for myself, another for her, almost all the time.
i don't like it at all.

i don't mind helping, but when ppl start taking advantage.....i will get really pissed.

like how i let my housemate use my computer.
but he is getting more and more mengada.
sometimes even shoo-ed me away from my pc.
and now my burner is kaput, and i think it's his fault, cause i hardly use it.
so enough is enough.
i don't care if he's calling me all sorts of names...which he already did.

i just don't give.........A SHIT.... anymore.

My Testi(s) That Will Never Return

sob sob....
bloody friendster simply deleted half of my testimonials!!
all those testis that i like the most!!
and all those that were personally typed...not just copy and paste.
arghh!
someone told me this has happened to her before..and her testis came back after some while.
i've been waiting for months lor....

where art thou, my testis?

i shall mourn till you all return to me again.

Sisters Talk

things that we talked last night before sleeping :-

pling : what if someone asks you to eat shit, and threatens to kill mom if you refuse to, will you do it?

pming : of course i won't! besides, everyone will die one day..kill ma kill lor!

pling : so if someone threatens me and put you on hostage also you won't beg me to eat the shit la

pming : nope. i'll just ask the fella to kill me in a way that will not cause me to die a painful slow death. maybe i'll consider eating the shit if that fella offers me rm 1 million la!

pling : and when ppl ask where you get the money from, you can just tell them "by eating tahi" hahahahahaha

pming : nobody will believe me wan.. yea....which shit you prefer to eat, jackie's or your own?

pling : which you prefer?

pming : i will choose jackie's lor...somehow i feel that mine's more disgusting...hahaha..and jackie's poo stinks less. so which one you choose?

pling : er.....jackie's gua.........

pming : why?

pling : 1st of all, the amount is lesser....

ok la..shall stop here before i ruin everyone's appetite.
muahahaha!

Peiling is Stupid and Blur

so i brought my sister for her 1st eyebrow threading session today.
when we were done with our business, to my horrors, i couldn't find the right half of my slippers.
i looked left and right up and down but still couldn't find it.
so i asked my sister to help me find it.
"really cannot find leh, who is so stupid so steal only one part of the slippers"
while i was still frantically searching, images of me walking all the way to the car with only a slipper on the left feet kept running through my head. damn malu la......
then my sister saw a slipper that looked kinda familiar...
so she asked me:
"you wore the wrong slipper is it?"
she pointed to a slipper that looked exactly like my mom's. only the right half there.

*slaps own forehead*

i wore a pair of mismatched slippers and i actually didn't notice it!!
i can still forgive myself if both slippers are similar..
but they are not!
one is pink and the other is black.
and both are of totally different designs.
what was i thinking???

*bangs head to the wall*

so both of us had a good laugh all the way home.

i still cannot believe that i actually walked on those slippers without feeling the difference...

damn...another sign that i am old. sudah nyanyuk.
i used to be a short fart.
now i am a short old fart.

boohoo!

My Name Defined in the Dictionary

i tried by filling in pling 1st...and the result was this :

pling -- [noun]: A person who falls into an outhouse and dies 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

walao!!! what the $#@%^&!!! feeling a little tak puas...ok la....banyak tak puas....i tried with foo pei ling...

foo pei ling -- [adjective]: Sexually stunning 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

hahahahaha!!! now let's try pei ling

pei ling -- [adjective]: Visually addictive 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

oooo.....then i realised that if i were to type in the same name, i will get a different result..like this:

pei ling -- [noun]: A real life terminator 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

now let's try one for jackie

jackie -- [noun]: A person who has the ability to be invisible 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

duhh....with his size...it's not easy to be visible also.

Videos videos!!

ok la...another proof that i am super duper bored.
i am starting to grow mold already.
just ignore the weird laughter you hear in the 1st video.

disclaimer : no animals were harmed in the making of these videos. well, molested maybe.

to prove the fact that i am very bored....

i was looking through my old pictures...and found this- taken when i was in kindergarten.
the guy, 2nd from right is raphael kok and 4th from right is lee pei pei. was doing some performance thingy, where i made a fool out of myself by falling on the stage, and i shall say in a very un-graceful way. damn malu.......don't know where to hide my face.

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okay la.....let you all see my fat fat pictures as well.

not in chronological order though.

this one taken in taiping lake garden

grandma's house in teluk intan

not so sure where i was....

on my (1st/2nd) birthday..ok...i am old...i forget things

my dad made me pose like this!!! and i don't remember doing it also!! oii...finished laughing??

80% lemak...can make butter

on an unrelated note, received my birthday gift all the way from US today!! thanks a lot XING LING!! muaks!

Genting Highlands

my last paper ended at 11 a.m. (4 may)
went straight home, did some last minute packing...only to realise that i forgot my comb on the way up the hill. there were 11 of us, 6 girls and 5 guys. took the bus from Terminal Putra at 2 pm, and reached the cable car station around 30 minutes later. didn't see any leng chais in the bus, the passengers consisted mostly of aunties and uncles, and i assumed they are gonna gamble up there, because i could hear them wishing each other "good luck" before alighting the bus.

so here's a view from the cable car. it was my 1st time actually, since all these while dad would drive all the way up to genting.

so now you know which ass was mine....

one girl was missing in the 1st picture..she tarak puas...hence...this :

indoor theme park on the 1st night

inside the 'motion master'. it's 4D this time...could feel something blowing into the ears at one point, and some mist being sprayed on my head. not very fascinated though, i was more worried if those things were clean enough not to cause some allergy reactions. yeah, i know i look stupid here...

i entered the casino for the 1st time..and bloody ass....i got my IC checked twice!! some of the guys got a little addicted to the jackpot thingy, and i couldn't stand the smoke inside, so i went out 1st with another friend for some round of rides at the indoor theme park

went to watch a magic show "mysteria" at 9 pm. we weren't allowed to take pictures inside. after the show..lepak-ed for a while and all of us gathered in the guys' room for some card games. losers would have to eat up the junk food we bought, as we didn't want to bring them back the next day.

next day- time for outdoor theme park!!

didn't take much pictures though, was busy playing most of the time..hahaha

Guess Which Ass Is Mine?

2 people i asked guessed the 3rd from left is me.



hehe...no prize for guessing correctly though.

Finally Merdeka

ahhhhh................
the joy of not having to study..........
the bliss of having nothing to do.....
the satisfaction from the genting trip.... (pictures later la)
the pleasure of just being a plain lazy bum.....

allow me to heave another sigh of relief

AHHHHHHHH........................ syioknya!!

i'm going back to ipoh tomorrow (most probably)
gonna transform into a fat pig in these 2 months =P
call me out for yumcha ar if any of you balik ipoh!