I Feel Old

i really feel damn old.
whenever me and my friends meet up for yumcha or anything....
we no longer talk about homework...school....uni....or discuss which guy is cuter.

instead...
we talk about boyfriends, marriage, politics, jobs, health...or which guy looks better naked.
when we talk, we go :

-kids these day...
-when we were their age....
-@#$!#&!!!!

in the near future...we will be talking like:

-you know, my son ah....
-last night, my husband ah....

50 years from now... (provided i am still alive)...i will be telling you all:

-i have just bought a burial site for myself
-excuse me, i have just shitted in my own pants