Don't Love You No More (I'm Sorry)- Craig David

I can really listen to this song over and over again!
Can dodoi me to sleep, man
Nearly fell asleep right on the table just now.

oh yeah... while chatting with nadia last night, i realised that the song "take 'em off" is hamsap!! hahaha! no..i didn't download it on purpose ok..i ain't that kinky.. so stop giving me that sarcastic look.

Another Unforgettable Birthday

So as i said earlier...i wanna be perasan that my housemates are up to something. i don't perasan for no reason. 1st of all, when i told my roommate (shan) few weeks earlier that i am going to wangsa maju to meet up with an old friend (kit ann) after Alternatif Perubatan paper (on 26th lar), she gave me a very shocked look. i started to get suspicious.

and my big-mouthed housemate, let's call him lee (not jeremy lee or lee yuan zhang ok)... asked me if i really will meet my friend on that day, cause my 3 friends (yon,li,yin) who stay in UKM hostel will come over and stay for a night. but he didn't tell me the reason and i didn't ask also. this made me suspect even more.

in the end, kit ann told me she has to work on that day and we postponed our 'date'.
when i told lee that, he said "if like this, i call them to come and celebrate lor".
ok.. no need to perasan anymore...it's so obvious. my roommates and all felt like strangling him because he potong the stim already. men...

so...fast forward to 26th april....
came back from a morning paper, and sat right in front of the computer after bathing.
only me and shan at home. big-mouthed lee went back to seremban.
after a while, shan told me she wanted to go to her friend's house to get something, at that moment i started to perasan again la =P

soon enough, lee sms-ed from seremban telling me the 3 friends would not come over because of the rain. at that moment, of course i felt kinda disappointed la.

shan came back after some time and asked me where i wanna eat, since it was my birthday i should decide. i didn't actually decide in the end...she suggested some tea house nearby. a nice place actually, with a tv room, soothing music, and relaxing ambience. and they provide games too- cards, board games, congkak, etc.

another 7 girls joined us for dinner.
after ordering the food, the 3 girls, supposedly not to come because of the rain... appeared from behind with the huge cake!! they started singing the birthday song..and made everyone there looked.. and i was blushing very badly (according to my friends). i seriously believed them when they said they will not come. so nadia was right...they tipu me only =P


so here are the pictures... pardon me for my cincai baju lar...i didn't expect will take pictures wan. and luckily my friend brought a camera. and note the candle on the cake...i'm only 10!! muahaha!!! and yeah...and the cake is really huge k....not because of my size that make all cakes look big.

ok la..i was damn happy.....look at that huge grin on my face

there were 12 of us...or 13??i didn't put on any lipstick..don't ask me why my lips look so red...macam kena racun

oh yeah....also check out what this leng lui did for me.

if you'll excuse me, i need to berperang with my notes again. bloody exam's still going on!
chiao.

great ways to start your birthday

what's better than realising that you still have that bloody pain in the neck the 1st thing in the morning? and when you tried crawling from your bed towards the bathroom, you felt a stinging sensation on your ankle, and ended up limping into the loo. you can't even bend your body more than 90 degress because if you try to do so, you can scream like a soprano in action.

i'm just 22 and i feel like an old lady with 10 grandkids. yesterday back pain, today neck pain, tomorrow headache, the day after punggung sakit....here sakit there sakit. what's gonna happen when i am 50?? yesterday fracture my tibia, today break my mandible while chewing my fav chocolate, tomorrow twist the neck and the day after hear a crack but dunno where it comes from. man..either i save up a lot of money for my future medical expenditures or con a chiropractic practitioner into marrying me..muahaha!

i'm starting to get absent-minded too. there were a few occasions where my friends told me that i have told them something which i totally don't remember.

human no. 1 : eh...you know ar...this girl's bf gives her money every month wan!!
human no. 2 : who told you wan?
human no. 1 : peiling la...
pling : huh?? got meh?? *blur face* how come i dunno wan...

my memory is deteriorating i tell you.... just a moment ago i was trying to memorise some principles of reflexology..and when i saw the question in my exam paper...i totally went blank...plus need to translate from english to malay..bloody ukm trying to train us to become future translators is it?? you know how hard is it to answer in malay when your notes are all in english? and i didn't know levelling agent is translated to "agen pengarasan" *pengsan*

though i have the characteristics of an old lady, i don't behave like one ok! i don't simply merajuk for no reason *sneering at anil* but of course the sms from india made my day..hehe...just bring me back a bf from india as a present ok.i'm waiting.

*edited*
thanks for all those birthday sms and msn messages !! and sze guan's e-card....plus jeremy's short poem.

yeah...guess what my "lovely" housemate gave me as a birthday present before he cabut back to seremban?
he went to upm and asked his friend's housemate (whom he has just met today) to add me in MSN! *pengsan*... and kept on promoting him to me...
i know i am unwanted and undesired, but i am not that desperate yet man...
somemore asked me if that guy is ok or not...if not ok..he'll intro some other guys...aiyoh
*bangs head on the table*

I am growing OLD

my housemates are up to something...hehehe
and i wanna perasan a bit!!
those who have known me for years...you should know what's coming up!!
don't pretend!
but last year was still the best..thanks to nadia!! and also.. ehem..deloo.
if only i'm not sitting for a paper on that day...babi!! spoiler!

True Definition of Siao : UKM

Picture this :

Writing 2 pages of answer for each essay question. And i had to answer a total of 10 questions in 3 hours. so total 20 pages written. some answers were a bit long, so i actually wrote more than 20 pages in the end. each set of answer papers contained 2 pages. for every 2 pages i wrote, there would be another 2 extra pieces of papers (front and back cover). So imagine the thickness of my answer papers in total. as if writing 20 pages was not good enough for my fingers workout, i had to write these details for each set (and i used a total of 13 sets) :

No matrik :
No matrik (dalam perkataan) :
Kod subjek :
Nama subjek:
Tempat duduk :

my no matrik is A100587.
last time i was dumb, i wrote it this way in words : A satu kosong kosong lima lapan tujuh.
Then i realised i was being such a dumbass, i could've written this instead : A seratus lima lapan tujuh. Can save a few calories of energy from there and channel those energy to my brain.

writing the nama subjeck 13 times was an excruciating process too.
and the freaking name is not short!! analisis farmaseutikal II x13. this can still be considered ok. i have another coming paper with the subject name - pelbagai sistem tubuh dan terapi and antiefektif dan lain-lain kemoterapi. i really need to apologise to my fingers...poor fingers...


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memorising those facts in certain subjects are just like trying to remember names of people from different countries. the points don't connect to each other and the topic as well... sometimes, i don't even know which part of the notes to highlight. so being a lazy bum who is not bothered to do extra reading..... hafal saja lor. and pray that i can remember at least 70% of the sentences. yes, i memorise sentences instead of facts...coz i don't even understand a shit written in the notes. and i mean certain subjects only. some are comprehensible. don't worry, i will not kill anyone in the future, at least i'll try not to..hahaha

gee....studying 19 of mr khor's books for biology is not as bad...

Wanna see a ghost?

Scroll down if you would like to see a ghost caught on camera..not for the faint-hearted ones..don't tell me i didn't warn you! and if you have insomnia after that, don't blame me...who told you to have itchy hands and scroll down...

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okay la...i can hear a lot of "cehhhs" from here
now go back to your work!
this is to prove that how bored i am.

The War Begins Tomorrow

17/4 - Analisis Farmaseutikal I
21/4 - Teknologi Farmaseutik II
24/4 - Antiefektif dan Lain-lain Kemoterapi
26/4 - Perubatan Alternatif
02/5 - Pengsterilan dan Teknik Aseptik
04/5 - Pelbagai Sistem Tubuh dan Terapi

yes, ukm is so lousy that we still use bahasa melayu in certain subjects. Sometimes, even rojak language. can't wait till 4 may..till then, i'll be suffering this silent mental torture.
Wish me luck people!
All the best to everyone sitting for exams soon!

Memories of St. Michael

The 3 Musketeers, anil, amrit and deloo (according to yi wern, anil's ex-crush), started off by making fun of my height. And being a girl who had not mingled with guys before in convent, of course i got pissed in the beginning. But soon enough, i found out that when guys made fun of others, it was without any harmful intentions. They wouldn't even mind being teased in return. That's what i call sporting. By the way, who started match-making me with Colin? Nadia somemore told him to take care of me before she left for UTM. Grrrr......

In LSS4, i sat beside yi wern at 1st, but she left for JPA scholarship. And guess what, the tallest guy in class, or perhaps in the school (hairiest too..hehe) came to take over yi wern's place. And it wasn't easy sitting beside anil. Never ever mess with him when he's doing his math. Cause he would suddenly turn to me and said, "donkey, shut up." Everytime he did that, he would get some punches from me before he could continue with his work. In the end of upper 6, he told me that my punches gave him bruises..hahaha!!

it was funny how these 3 guys began to piss off almost every girl in the class. I remembered how anil told hema not to smile, cause her "senyuman sungguh menjijikkan". and amrit's "i don't give a shit" created a cold war between him and jespreet. and jonathan was trying to be a good boy behind there, NOT! i saw what you did jon....hehehe. I had a good laugh everyday in class back then. I also learnt the 2nd meaning of 'drilling' from those guys. See how badly you guys have corrupted me.

I remembered how the Yee bitch made all the prefects in our class sit behind her bloody chemistry class in LSS3. Just because our class was noisy. But why must prefects kena all the time?? And she must always pick on me!! Wait la..i have yet to do anything to her house or car.. that bitch's gonna get from me one day!

The best part about prefecting were LTC and commission outings. Not forgetting to mention the uniform..those heels made me feel taller k! We never failed to get drenched in every outing. Damn, I miss those water balloon bombings! Those were crazy times. Remember throwing water balloons from Deloo's car into weng yip's house. I didn't give a damn about the liquid paper ruling, though sometimes the excos did some spot checks on our bags and confiscate my liquid paper. No worries, i could always take a new one from the prefect's room =P. Slowly choose la from the many confiscated liquid papers! The LTC was just awesome. I crept out of the dorm room one night with Hooi Shea, Chai Chin and Meen Yee, but the next morning, i was the only one who had to endure verbal harrassment from that bitch! And i still wonder why i apologised to her during our sharing moments..why oh why? remember the little affirmation book? i am still keeping it.

How selamba we were during schooling days. We took marching practise as an excuse not to attend classes. When STPM were approaching, many people suddenly became konco-konco ponteng. Once, when there were only 8 of us present, someone (i forgot who) went to ask for Mr. Louis's permission to dismiss us, and he did!! LOL. Selling school play tickets was fun too...we got to lepak and yum cha during school hours. I bet those guys enjoyed the attention when they entered MC..right right??

Another thing i miss about SMI is the food court! Can beat the jusco's food court man!

oh yeah...i made a mistake about yi wern being anil's ex-crush.should be jespreet instead!hahaha!!man,i miss teasing you lar!!
better mention some other people's names before they merajuk.
jeremy...er...you got enter form 6 ar??even if you did...you melarikan diri to UTM with nadia what..
jun jin leh..always buat lawak..especially in mr hong's tuition class..buat bising je....now go continue your mugging session!

if only i could turn back time, i wouldn't mind sitting for STPM again.
Those were really good times.

In case you people are interested.....

i created a friendster account for jackie during my last sem break..out of boredom la...
feel free to add him!

click here to take a look at his profile

and yeah, currently he has 37 friends, and 2 of them are non-humans.

Those Days in Convent

In random order....

1. Nadia was trying to create a story out of Mr. Lau's hand movement in Bio lab. Remember all of us sitting at the last row of the right side corner of the lab? None of us would listen to his hamsap stories. He was forever stuck to the 'pembiakan' chapter. I still remember that he once said, "Flowers are the sex organs of plants, so if next time your boyfriend gives you flowers, it means he's giving you sex organs". Bloody hamsap lou.
2. Mr. Thong saved the chemistry lab...and who started the fire??hmmm......
3. Sook Kwin and her "pandangan sisi" hand gestures. Nadia..i know you are laughing now!!
4. Pn. Nalini told us about the variety of fish we can find in the ocean (referring to the boys)..must aim for the big fish! don't go for ikan bilis!! yes...i wanna aim for the whale....
   
5. The way Mr. Chen pronounced words with 's' was hilarious! "today we are goin to learn about indet biasyan..tetek pada grauff ini...dan penjaina (should be penjana.and the way he pronounced it sounded obscence) van de Graff..." Thanks to him, my name changed from Peiling to EeLing, YeeLing,PuiLing, PeeLing and finally Elaine. Grrrr......
6. "Sau Pei" was directly translated to "keep fart" by valerie..which was supposed to be "keep skin" according to Nadia.
7. XingLing slept in Mr. Lye's class with her Physics text book shielding her
8. Those comics that Valerie created...i am still keeping them...remember croachzilla and his girlfriend?
9. I suddenly became Kit Ann's 'wife' but we got divorced soon after that..muahahaha!!
10. It was in MC that we girls learnt the art of changing into PJ attire without really taking off our clothes...hahaha
11. Hasni and her 'haruan' face !!
    
12. The lorong beside MC was famous because of a flasher...but i never got the chance to see him..cehh!!
13. according to nadia "hasni cannot play captain ball, coz when she tried passing the ball to hasni, sometimes ter-passed too tinggi for her, and hasni would told her not to pass melebihi had " that applied to me too la...

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Someone told me i sound depressed and asked me to meditate
'depressed' may be a little too strong...i'm just unhappy with everything right now.
i want to get drunk...who can bring me out for thani???

I don't wanna study....

coz i like to goyang kaki :P

My Little Sunshine

Just by looking at jackie's pictures can brighten up my day
sister sent these pictures all the way from ipoh!!
doesn't he make a cute little butterfly?
hahaha!!

who the *toot* you think you are?!

you come and go as you please
so who the *toot* you think you are?
i just wish i could rip off your reproductive organ with my bare hands!!
yes!! MY BARE HANDS!!!
please do me a favour....
leave me alone and
FUCK OFF!!

coz i deserve someone better

Overdose of "medical facts"

so what are the adverse effects of 'medical facts' overdose?

1) central nervous system depression
this is inevitable as the 'facts' molecules are able to penetrate the blood-brain-barrier, causing effects on the brain. Can induce drowsiness, much more effective than sleeping pills. So if you are insomniac, just bombard your brain with some medical jargons, and the next thing you know, you are sleeping like a pig.

2) gastrointestinal tract disturbances
it has antimuscarinic effects, thus slowing down peristaltic movement of the intestine, eventually leading to constipation. You may even lose your appetite, and become anorexic in severe cases. Regurgitation happens sometimes. Will induce nausea and vomiting.

3) immunosupressant
the immune system is supressed and you will be susceptible to viral and opportunistic infection.
dang! am having sorethroat now. just the 1st sign before i get a fever.

look at what the freaking exam system has done to me!
a sane person can go nuts i tell you...
please warn me when i start hallucinating, it is a sign that i am beyond cure....