Bitching Part 2
now now....the guys....
guy number 1
he's the most sissified guy i've ever seen..seriously more girlish than me.
so sissy that he asked me to help him apply facial mask on his face.
so sissy that he goes, "aiyah...cannot go under the sun...getting dark liao"
so sissy that whenever he needs any favour, he'll go "yer...pei ling ar....can la...can la.." damn manja that he can beat jackie's manja-ness anytime.
the worst part is...despite his lack of testosterone and excess of estrogen...
his leg,i tell you, damn hairy!!!
so hairy that i can find some short and curly strands of hair on my mattress after each time he sat on it.
don't get funny ideas..he was never invited to sit on it in the 1st place.
oh....he recognises which undergarment belongs to which girl of the house.
guy number 2
this is the worst of the whole bunch of people in my house.
sometimes, i am not even sure if he's in the house or not, cause he locks himself in the room most of the time.
AND HE IS EXTREMELY HORNY!!!
he's the idiot who download porn excessively until my connection become so slow that my menstrual flow can be considered fast.
how did i find out about his addiction to porn?
it was guy number 1 who discovered it.
men like this should be castrated..he's number 1 in my list.
he is also the ONLY guy in the house who walks around the house topless.
not that i really mind...
but
what i don't really get is... why some guys like to pull their pants so low that their underpants are exposed? some kind of fashion is it? not to say he's wearing a calvin klien or pierre cardin or hush puppies. cis. might as well don't wear the pants at all.
ohh.....the climax of all...
he spitted his phelgm into the sink and never washed it away!!
and guess what...
me being the maid of the house...didn't realise the existence of the mucus...touched it when i was washing the sink.
WTFFFFFFF!!!!
lost my appetite for the entire day.
it was not a clear phelgm...it was greenish in colour...
shows that he has some bacterial infection..haha..padan muka.
guy number 3
no complaints.
the best fella in the house. looks like crayon shin chan.
no, i am not in love with him.
guy number 1
he's the most sissified guy i've ever seen..seriously more girlish than me.
so sissy that he asked me to help him apply facial mask on his face.
so sissy that he goes, "aiyah...cannot go under the sun...getting dark liao"
so sissy that whenever he needs any favour, he'll go "yer...pei ling ar....can la...can la.." damn manja that he can beat jackie's manja-ness anytime.
the worst part is...despite his lack of testosterone and excess of estrogen...
his leg,i tell you, damn hairy!!!
so hairy that i can find some short and curly strands of hair on my mattress after each time he sat on it.
don't get funny ideas..he was never invited to sit on it in the 1st place.
oh....he recognises which undergarment belongs to which girl of the house.
guy number 2
this is the worst of the whole bunch of people in my house.
sometimes, i am not even sure if he's in the house or not, cause he locks himself in the room most of the time.
AND HE IS EXTREMELY HORNY!!!
he's the idiot who download porn excessively until my connection become so slow that my menstrual flow can be considered fast.
how did i find out about his addiction to porn?
it was guy number 1 who discovered it.
men like this should be castrated..he's number 1 in my list.
he is also the ONLY guy in the house who walks around the house topless.
not that i really mind...
but
what i don't really get is... why some guys like to pull their pants so low that their underpants are exposed? some kind of fashion is it? not to say he's wearing a calvin klien or pierre cardin or hush puppies. cis. might as well don't wear the pants at all.
ohh.....the climax of all...
he spitted his phelgm into the sink and never washed it away!!
and guess what...
me being the maid of the house...didn't realise the existence of the mucus...touched it when i was washing the sink.
WTFFFFFFF!!!!
lost my appetite for the entire day.
it was not a clear phelgm...it was greenish in colour...
shows that he has some bacterial infection..haha..padan muka.
guy number 3
no complaints.
the best fella in the house. looks like crayon shin chan.
no, i am not in love with him.
posted by PlinG @ 11:03 PM
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