The weather

yeap.
since i have nothing to bitch about (or rather lacking the mood to do so)...
let's discuss about the weather.
eh, you think bitching is easy ar?
need to nurture the mood wan you know?
just like how people place ylang ylang (dunno how the hell you pronounce that) under the pillow for enhancing sexual mood.
which means i need some provocation to enable me to bitch.

and i am not asking any of you to agitate me now. NOOOO!
make me happy!
i know i am funny and cute when pissed *perasan*
BUT....
no..do not try to provoke me.

eh..i am running out of topic.

get back to the weather.

it's freaking hot here that i feel damn hot now.
i mean, physically... not emotionally hot.
the day i feel emotionally hot will be the day when pigs can fly, my roommate starts washing her undies on a daily basis, my shits appear colourful instead of the dull brown colour, and men menstruates.
i am so tempted to lock myself in the fridge.
see, another benefit of being small.
you get to enter the fridge. i am referring to the small fridge.
not the gigantic freezer that you can keep 10 dead bodies inside.

since i have started talking about the benefits of being short...

change topic again. haha...
i change topic so often that if this is an essay for my english paper, i will surely be screwed.

ok ok... what's so great being short?

1. i get to sleep on the couch....STRAIGHT. i don't have to bend my body. can lie like a dead person. jealous or not?

2. i can walk inside gua tempurung...STRAIGHT. i don't have to bend for fear of knocking my head against anything.

3. i can talk to tall people standing...STRAIGHT. tall people need to bend. haha! no wonder tall people are hunched. bad for the spinal cord. i have a healthy spinal cord. don't envy me. blame your genes. hehe.

4. i still look like a 12 year-old kid. which means i get to buy children tickets. pay half the price only. how nice.

5. being short means lower gravity point. i am more stable than my taller counterparts and am NOT supposed to fall easily. well, since clumsiness is in my genes (inherited from my dad) i fall everywhere i go.

6. most importantly, if i am walking with another taller friend, and lightning strikes...sure kena the taller fella 1st la! lightning goes for taller objects what. hahaha! when that happens...i'll run. maybe legs not long enough to run in big paces. remember form 5 physics? bila panjang gelombang rendah, frekuensi menjadi tinggi...in the end...i can still run as fast as tall people if i can increase my frequency.

so now,
do you wish you were born my size?

pming just sms-ed me :

wahaha..v r eating wat u've been craving for since weeks ago..wana noe wat it is? wahaha..drum roll...intan (meaning teluk intan) chee cheong fun..haha..ok..finished kacauing u d. sori if i wake u up again..hapi sleeping...wahaha.

so evil...wahaha-ed for 3 times.
-_-
i am speechless.

disadvantage of being small...
your younger sis bullies you.

i think i end up talking crap instead of discussing the weather.
anyway...it's not for an exam essay i am writing for.
don't care la.
need to study now.
my housemates exerting peer pressure on me :(

someone please donate some money to me!
i am supposed to collect at least rm50 for some stupid pharmacy awareness programme.
come come!