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Sunday, July 09, 2006

SMI vs MC

before you jump into any conclusions, i am merely making comparison. not trying to choose which school is better. sam tet sucks. haha. not related though, but just simply kutuk only.

let's talk about the school rules.

in MC, we were required to wear petticoat. so you think nobody would know we were not wearing any since it was worn underneath our pinafores? the prefects would check by asking us to flip our skirts open. prefects and librarians were required to wear something extra - camisole. can you imagine how many layers they had to wear? let's count together :

1. bra
2. panties
3. petticoat
4. camisole
5. skirt
6. shirt
7. tie
8. and some wears a pair of shorts

just minus the camisole and tie part for normal students.
look at that, 8 freaking items to wear! not hot wan ar?
ham sap lou want to rape also can lose his interest liao.

in SMI,
there's no such rule requiring the girls to wear any extra layers underneath, besides our undergarments, of course. i don't see any logic here. SMI is a school full of males with raging testosterone. a girl walking pass the form 3-5 block will turn a class of students into a pack of wolves. so scary. MC only has A FEW wrinkly, bald, and butt-less male teachers. probably too old to produce enough testosterone to ber-hamsap. they have seen enough of their wives anyway.

i know SMI boys are ham sap..well, boys generally are..unless they are ball-less. note that i said boys, not old men.
so girls in SMI should cover more la! not in MC.

both schools forbid girls from wearing dark coloured bras, which is reasonable.
our shirts are almost transparent, especially when we sweat. even the 'conventional' coloured bras will be visible, let alone darker coloured ones. but the difference is, MC's prefects' room provides bras of all sizes, just in case someone decides to....er.... show off her black bra.
in SMI, the students will either be reprimanded or get their names written down + awarded demerit points. most students don't really give a shit bout getting demerit points.

one very ridiculous regulation in MC is that girls with short hair are not allowed to have their hair layered. imagine having bowl/tempurung hairstyle. don't get what i mean? go check for temenggung jugah anak barieng's picture in your history book.

boys are not allowed to apply gel on their hair in SMI. i mean, i don't find anything wrong styling the hair a little, provided that the hair is not overly gelled la. will turn out like son goku of dragonball comic. worse still, the hair turns out so hard that it looks like burnt aloe vera.

don't know why students are not allowed to look good.
but the teachers are always hidden underneath heavy make up, and they can wear bras of any colour for all we care. this is injustice man! they taught us keadilan in p.moral...so be fair a bit la...if we can't look good in school, same goes to them.

change to another topic.

my friend told me a person in love will lose appetite and experience insomnia.
i thought it should be the other way round.
i only remember sleeping A LOT when i was with that idiot.
and eating A LOT too.

am having diarrhea again. wtf.
since when my stomach becomes so sensitive?
if you'll excuse me, i need to settle some business for the 3rd time.

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