For Jun Jin and Sze Guan

It's Jin's birthday today.
unless he mengada and simply puts a random date as his birthday on friendster.
then i shall hunt him down for causing me this embarrassment.
ok la...i am not so good at remembering dates.
i am a lousy friend. i need reminders for birthdays.

so for now...let's assume he's not so mengada and the date is correct.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUN JIN!

no present for you. since you lost my sim cd :(
and also my vcds that never came back.
don't think you need any, since you already had your pre-nuptial honeymoon ( as jon puts it).
although you won the award for 'lawak bodoh', you never failed to make people around you laugh.
that's because the bodoh-ness of the lawak that made them funny. hahaha!
just imagine mr hong's tuition class without you.
the class would've been very quiet. well..maybe with some farting sounds from mr hong.
with you around, your voice complemented the farting sounds so well that you people could make a good orchestra team.
ok ok..cut the crap.
what i meant was, you were so noisy that the class became so lively.
still not good enough? let's rephrase.
you made a boring math lesson as interesting as the fat mosquitoe feeding on my blood right now. irrelevant, i know.

anyway, i hope that you will remain funny, as always.
do not let NUS change you into a dull person k.

now sze guan's turn.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SZE GUAN!

i know your birthday's tomorrow...but what the heck.
i want to be the 1st person to wish you.
touched or not?
if you are...you owe me a meal then. muahaha!

i don't remember your birthday as well. which proves what a lousy friend i am again.
the hi5 sent me a reminder to my email.
unless you mengada also and simply put a date as your birthday.

one of the people who are qualified to call me short...since you are a 6-footer.
and also a person i can brag about the advantages of being short :P
a smart ass who got a scholarship to study pharmacy in NUS. so jealous.
don't be fooled by his innocent looks. though not as innocent as me, but that's beside the point.
he can seriously shoot you like an angry mother firing her kids for messing up her cosmetics set when pissed.
also told me the meaning of KNNBCCB.
see....how can i not get corrupted in SMI? tsk tsk tsk.

since it's your birthday..
wish you that there'll be lesser guys in NUS pharmacy, and you will become a hot commodity among the girls.

before i write any craps further..i better stop.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BOTH OF YOU AGAIN.