Haiz....

some people just don't (or pretend not to) comprehend simple instructions like this:

when you feel damn horny and decide to download porn, please set your freaking download and upload speed to 20 and 5 kb/s respectively. if you become horny beyond control and just can't wait to watch those hot action, increase your download speed when everyone's sleeping. and that doesn't include upload speed, leave it the way it is you donkey.

of course i did not say those phrases in red.

BUT, some donkey , being a donkey as usual, wanna act stubborn. not a taurean, but wanna pretend to be one. hmph!

set download speed to 1000kb/s. might as well don't set at all. bodoh.

just another reason to justify my sentiment of castrating men.

Spot Anything Bizarre?

Now give a close inspection to the picture below :
(in case you are confused, these are supposed to be toes)

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my thumb looks like a toe hor?
it is actually as stunted as my height, grows in proportion to the height i guess.
balanced mah..

Pictures

here are some pictures taken recently.
i know all of you miss me *ahem*

last weekend, pharmacy students of UKM organised this Pharmacy Awareness Programme in Alamanda, Putrajaya. i don't like the location though, cause it's a burgers' place. everywhere you go, you see a wantan.

waiting for the arrival of the VIPs

our miserable exhibition

"demonstration" of breast examination

free clinical tests

drug compounding demonstration

my coursemates

don't say i never show you pictures of chicks. now stop complaining.

and some hunks too...ok..picture a little too small

next, my friend's birthday celebration.

in just less than 5 mins.........
i was the idiot who suggested to eat this way. mengeratkan tali silaturahim k!

i know this is a lousy posting.
please bare with me. haha!

and if you notice the deliberate error in the preceding sentence...
you are just plain hamsap.
now stop imagining things and get back to work!

The Week That Passed

yeap. i had the greatest week.
and it isn't exaggerating at all to say that it was the best week in the entire year, i mean so far in the year. been busy meeting up old friends and it felt like being in form 6 again. and i have not laughed so much since...i forgot when. such a pity that it was just a very short holiday. blame that stoopid khidmat masyarakat thingy, we really made the lecturers syiok afterall.

anyway, if you people have been watching rtm2 lately...
you may notice a very meaningless advertisement..or shall i call it a video clip?
it is supposed to be a campaign urging us to keep the toilet clean.
so the song will go "oh tandas....berkualiti, oh hidup...berkualiti"
it sounds so stupid that you can laugh your lungs off.
there's no quality in the song at all, wanna sing about quality somemore.

there's one particular sentence that goes something like this (i can't remember the exact words) :
"tandas bersih rakyat akan maju"
what kind of cow dung is this?
someone please enlighten me! ya ali, berikanlah aku wahyu!
how can clean toilets make the rakyat maju?
rakyat can evacuate their bowels and bladders more is it? (coz they don't need to hold their shit or pee for fear of stepping into filthy toilets) thus leading to less gastrointestinal and urinary tract problems, everyone's healthy and productive..and live happily ever after.

by chanting "oh tandas... berkualiti, oh hidup..berkualiti" numerous times will not change anything wan lah...
guys will still simply shoot..girls still dispose their sanitary pads at the wrong places.
so what can be done?
i also dunno, cause malaysians are taught since young to only bother about the cleanliness of their own houses, other than that, it's none of their business.

and i am not trying to imply that i dirty public toilets...
the toilet cubicle will remain in the same state as i enter and leave the place.
so if it's dirty before i enter, it will remain dirty after i've done my business.
you can't expect me to wash the toilet! even if i wish to, i don't bring detergents and brush around k.

enough about toilets.

bitch abit about my roommate.
it's only the 1st day after the mid sem break, and she's already studying.
our finals are 2 months away. pity her....no life. *evil grin*
not that i have lots of life anyway. at least i do something else besides studying- blogging, chatting, surfing, ogling at hunks, crapping and watching porn. ok...kidding about the last one, i got our attention, didn't i?
okay...i don't have a life either...i am just trying to console myself, can or not?

i am so bored that i've decided to write longer.

so i went to class today, as usual, trying to be a good girl and all.
on my way, in the bus, my friend sms-ed to inform me that the morning class was cancelled.
imagine my frustration. tell earlier lah! what the....arghhh....
i am so pissed that i've decided to skip the afternoon class to make myself feel better. haha.

anyway, something for you guys to ponder on :

"Don’t judge life by one difficult season. Don’t let the pain of one season cancel out the joy of all the others"

got this from a story in sunday star mag.

Ponteng Queen Strikes Again

just another routine day...lecture was from 8 am till 4 pm.
of course with breaks in between...want us to die meh?
our brains are not made of sponge anyway, but that's besides the point.
lecturer came in at 7.55 am....
the moment he started talking, i began to yawn.
not that he's boring, but i have not been sleeping well for the past few days.
at 8.45 am, he gave us a short break, "while i go to the office to photostate some tutorial questions, you can go and have your breakfast"

some went to the washroom.
some headed to the campus cafeteria.
most remained in the class.

this smart (ok la...i mean lazy) pling waved her coursemates bye bye, went straight to pudu raya and bought a bus ticket back to ipoh. i reached simpang pulai toll at 12 pm.
and my friends were all still in the class. muahahaha!

i'm so proud of myself.

by the way, there will be another class from 8 am till 4 pm tomorrow.

An Official Ad

disclaimer : this is not a paid advertorial.

this is an awesome blog i tell you.
i stress....it's damn good that you will never read other blogs anymore.
ok...a bit exaggerating. hahaha.
don't come hunt me me down if you are not satisfied. find the blogger instead.

anyway...i am just plain bored.
2 posts in less than 24 hours.
arghh...i seriously have no life.

my housemate brought a girl home..and both of them are studying together at the hall. he even cooked her supper. sigh...i feel like a big fat "lamp post".

wish i could bring someone home and make my housemates lamp posts.

Let Me Recall..

the reason i created this blog in the 1st place was to bitch all i want, to prevent myself from turning into a deranged psycopath from bottling up all my frustration. and i can gladly say that i am able to maintain my sanity amidst all those nonsense - ultra dirty roommates, super horny housemate with unusual fetish for sinky pipe, exams that are deleterious to my mental health, and lurking criminals around the neighbourhood.

guess i have not been bitching for quite some time.
perhaps no one has been pissing me off lately. or maybe my tolerence towards any provoking agent has increased. the former reason is more likely.

so let me bitch a little about my stupid uni.

this time around, all of our exam papers are limited to one hour only. well...5 out of 6 actually. wanna standardise with the bangi main campus kononnya. one hour is very ridiculous, when you are expected to answer 4 essays, each question with more sub questions. there's hardly any time to think properly before answering. want to scratch your head also no time. i doubt the exam result will reflect how well we actually did, as we were only given sufficient time to write without thinking, and to do some "colouring" on the OHP answer sheet (again, without thinking). so in the end, you will feel like an idiot for studying like a piece of shit only not to be allowed to think. baik pegi tido. however, if you don't study when everyone around you are, you will feel extremely guilty (there's some amount of kiasu-ness in everyone). humans are really complicated beings.

anyway....here's a "math" equation that i find rather funny. it was forwarded to me long time ago.

study = no fail ......................................... (1)
no study = fail ......................................... (2)

equation (1) + (2)
study + no study = no fail + fail

(factorise)
study (1 + no) = fail (1+ no)

hence,
study = fail. baik tido....

oh yeah...back to my bitching.

so i sat for biostatistic paper today. as the name of the subject suggests, it's about statistics...which means there'll be a substantial amount of calculation. or so that was what i thought. when i saw the 1st essay question, i wanted to laugh. we were asked to give a brief description on median, standard deviation, histogram, unpaired t test and normality. all that to a total of 30 marks. i was expecting something like drawing a histogram or calculating median. the ONLY freaking calculation i did was a simple mean of women body weight. once, a lecturer told us that the lowest standard essay question is the one requiring you to define something. which is so true, cause all you need to do is memorise. anyway....UKM lecturers like to ask questions of low standard.

finally, the mental torture is over. at least for the next few weeks.
when finals are approaching, my hormone will become imbalanced again.

oh yeah....
some request by jun jin.

he wants you people to drop by his blog.
he said he'll be happy to have a stalker.
my job is to help him advertise.
so you owe me one meal ah jin.
muahaha!!
and if you have a stalker....you owe me another meal.