Bye Bye

not gonna blog anymore.

am considering shutting down this thing.

please don't miss me..haha!
ciao!

Viva Chihuahuas!

OMG!!! this is so cute!

Why You Should Not Wear A Ring While Doing Sports

Warning!!!!!

Very graphic images ahead!!

Don't say i didn't warn you!!

p/s : I have no idea how true those pictures are.... but they do look disturbing..

ready???

come let's start scrolling..

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there!

I've warned you!

We Are Fucked Up

It's much more interesting to read the newspapers nowadays.
I thought things will not get more dramatic after the general election, but i was damn wrong!

One moment, someone wanna be the next prime minister by 16 Sept.
Next, someone was accused of sodomy...AGAIN.
Then, someone and his wife were involved in murdering Altantuya.
And then, this bastard retracted his statements!

This doesn't require a genious Malaysian to guess what the hell is going on here.

One thing that me and my sister don't understand....

If that Najib actually slept with Altantuya and poked her asshole....
Why on earth did his wife blow that poor little girl up?
She should've bombed Najib instead! Or bomb his dick! Or balls! What is wrong with that woman?!
Unless Najib threatened to bomb his wife...then that's another story.

I dunno man....but our politicians really think we are a bunch of dumb retards.
Just because they are stupid and behave like clowns in parliment, doesn't mean we learn their stupidity.

My friends, it's official now.
We are living in a shithole.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

stolen this from somewhere. very funny especially towards the end (local version).



Finally, some authoritative answers to this age-old question!

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken
wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MCCAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need
to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other
side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross
the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right
from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it
deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......

DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must
first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes
after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is
help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT'
problems before adding 'NEW' problems.

OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he
wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn
from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to
give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not
live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is
either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of
the chicken crossing the road...

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!
It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's
intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his
eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price
dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
information.

DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.

GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us
the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life
long dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book.
Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is
much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% .......... reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
chicken?

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of
chicken?

ALGORE:
I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?

DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun?

AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens!


And now, the local version (for Singapore & Malaysia):


LEE KUAN YEW (Former Prime Minister Singapore):
We have installed crossing lights at all traffic junctions. All chickens
should be able to cross safely to the other side.

LEE HSIEN LOONG (Current Prime Minister Singapore):
Gantry points have been set up. All chickens wanting to cross the road
are advised to top up their cash cards first.

ABDULLAH BADAWI (Current Prime Minister Malaysia):
We have to be fair to all chickens. Some want to cross over the road, some
do not. ........ Zzzzzz .......zzzzzz ....... Now what were we talking
about? Ah yes, chickens. We will form a Royal Commission to decide
whether it is right for them to cross the road.

MAHATHIR (Former Prime Minister Malaysia):
Now even the non-bumi chickens want to cross the road? How can they
disrespect and disregard the bumi chickens? We must be allowed to cross over first. It is our right!

ANWAR (Opposition party leader Malaysia):
We have enough chickens waiting to cross over in September.

SAMY VELLU (Former Minister of Works Malaysia):
After we have erected the toll booths, all chickens are free to cross the
road.

V.K.LINGAM:
It looks like a chicken, it sounds like a chicken, but it is not a chicken. Correct correct correct!

I Feel Old

i really feel damn old.
whenever me and my friends meet up for yumcha or anything....
we no longer talk about homework...school....uni....or discuss which guy is cuter.

instead...
we talk about boyfriends, marriage, politics, jobs, health...or which guy looks better naked.
when we talk, we go :

-kids these day...
-when we were their age....
-@#$!#&!!!!

in the near future...we will be talking like:

-you know, my son ah....
-last night, my husband ah....

50 years from now... (provided i am still alive)...i will be telling you all:

-i have just bought a burial site for myself
-excuse me, i have just shitted in my own pants

Jackie Singh

Jackie has finally decided to be a Sikh after 13 years of contemplation.



Thanks to Anil for the recommendation....that is...to recommend this turbanizer website.

Just to amuse you all and also myself.....here's a cacat-ed picture of me in a turban.

yeah. i want it pink.

This Is Totally Unacceptable!!!!

This piece of news almost brought me to tears.

If you are too lazy to read the whole news...please read the part where the font is red in colour.

Wednesday June 25, 2008

Foreign workers eating dog meat

By WANI MUTHIAH

KLANG: Stray puppies are ending up as meals for foreign construction workers keen on reducing their food bills.

Indonesian construction worker Wagang Saring said the high prices of food and the need to send as much money to families back home had forced him and his friends to eat pooches.

“Puppies are the best as their meat is tender,” said the 37-year-old Saring. “The meat gives us energy to work at construction sites. Three puppies will do for five men.”

Saring was approached by The Star at a petrol kiosk in Bukit Tinggi after he was seen hitting a puppy with a piece of wood.

He knocked out the puppy with two blows and carried it back to his kongsi where his friends had already built a fire.

Fellow Indonesian worker Marcel Jeheta, 30, said the large number of stray dogs in Klang provided ample supply of meat.

Jeheta, who comes from Flores Island, said dog meat was a popular source of protein back home.

“Dog meat is widely eaten in Flores Island and we continue the practice in Malaysia,” he said.

A check around the construction site found many dogs, mostly females, that appeared to have littered recently . But there were no puppies in sight.

Cleaner Suriyati Norsalim, 40, from central Jawa, was quick to point out that only some Indonesians ate dog meat.

“Only those from Flores Island, who are not Muslims, and some non-Muslim Bataks (from Sumatra) eat dog meat,” she added.

Vietnamese Nguyen Thi Thu, 25, who works at a factory in Klang, said she noticed her countrymen eating more dog meat recently.

She said dog meat was a popular delicacy in Vietnam.

Animal welfare activist Sabrina Yeap said dog eating was gaining momentum among foreign workers because there was no law against it. “It is not illegal and so no action can be taken against those who do so,” she added.

Yeap, who manages the canine sanctuary Furry Friends Farm, said it was time the Government banned dog eating as it involved inhumane killing methods.

The Majlis Perbandaran fellas must be damn overjoyed. These foreign workers have solved their problem of overpopulation of stray dogs. Who knows, they may be eating stray cats for all we know. Or worse still, steal domesticated dogs from our home.

It's infuriating to know that they actually kill that poor puppy in that manner. Is this their solution to ubah gaya hidup? Screw that bloody stupid phrase la!!! Ubah kerajaan instead! Arghhh!!! Eat something else la....like dirt....dog's poo....grass....whatever....as long as you leave that pups alone! please! eat my shit if you will! i have lots to offer!

Ubah Gaya Hidup??!!!

any more politicians come and tell me to ubah my gaya hidup i'm gonna shove a durian up their ass! and i seriously mean it!

can't they just be more creative?

i'm just so sick with this phrase that whenever i hear it...i just have the urge to throw a durian at someone random. ARGHHH!!!

tell me how to ubah gaya hidup?
i already don't spend unnecessarily.
so now i need to stop spending on my necessities?
what the hell do these politicians suggest i do?

eat lesser rice so that i remain short?
bathe on alternate days?
drink less water so that i pee less and eventually flush lesser?
cycle to kinta city from pengkalan ?
watch wayang kulit instead of filem wayang?
use leaves instead of toilet roll to wipe my ass?
use candles and not lights?
kill jackie to reduce household expenses?

they might as well ask me to eat my own shit

by the way....this is a funny blog by patrick teoh