Ubah Gaya Hidup??!!!

any more politicians come and tell me to ubah my gaya hidup i'm gonna shove a durian up their ass! and i seriously mean it!

can't they just be more creative?

i'm just so sick with this phrase that whenever i hear it...i just have the urge to throw a durian at someone random. ARGHHH!!!

tell me how to ubah gaya hidup?
i already don't spend unnecessarily.
so now i need to stop spending on my necessities?
what the hell do these politicians suggest i do?

eat lesser rice so that i remain short?
bathe on alternate days?
drink less water so that i pee less and eventually flush lesser?
cycle to kinta city from pengkalan ?
watch wayang kulit instead of filem wayang?
use leaves instead of toilet roll to wipe my ass?
use candles and not lights?
kill jackie to reduce household expenses?

they might as well ask me to eat my own shit

by the way....this is a funny blog by patrick teoh