DIY-Air Bandung

something i learn today : make your own air bandung...in the comfort of your own house...or toilet...


read further is you are interested.

pour yourself a glass of milk. any milk will do : cow, goat, mom (as long as it's milk)
next you will need this :



Important!! the pad must be a used one! not brand new! more blood the better!
dip it inside the milk. just like how you will dip your lipton tea bag.

there....a nice cup of air bandung.
serve it with some ice cubes.

My New Hobby

Mandi 5 kali sehari.

it's so so so freaking hot here that i feel like being roasted alive.
after sitting for about 30 minutes, my pants feel so damp that i sometimes think i pee in my own pants. ewww...

bathing has been a religious affair to me for the past few days.
wake up early in the morning, bathe.
back home from lunch, bathe.
after afternoon nap, bathe.
after dinner, bathe.
wake up in the middle of the night (eg. 4 am) , bathe.
bathe so many times until i feel so tired of removing and putting on my clothes.
makes me wonder why we wear clothes, especially in a hot country like malaysia.
to provide more obstacles for potential rapists?

by the way, if you are wondering...i am in melaka.
damn hot i tell you. i dunno if it's the house, the town, or it's generally hot all over malaysia.

as i'm typing this, i'm urinating in my own pants again.

arghh....

i advocate nudity in non air-con places!!