Pirated VCDs and Their Subtitles

it can be really entertaining watching pirated vcds sometimes.
a drama can turn into a comedy i tell you, provided you read the subtitles,of course.
i just watched eight below recently, from a pirated vcd.
have wanted to watch it since few months back, but as usual...
no one will ever be interested in the movies i want to watch.
for example : gubra, anything involving dogs and horror movies.

so what to do...buy pirated version or download lor...

anyway, this eight below is about how 8 siberian huskies made it on their own in a snow storm for more than 3 months without their owner. supposed to be a very touching movie, but thanks to the subtitles, i was laughing through the 1st half of it, till finally i gave up and decided to ignore those amusing translations.

so here are some of the translations for your entertainment purposes :

1. Cooper ( a guy's name), i missed you - Serkup, saya terbebas anda

2. No, I'm fine - Tidak, saya mendenda

3. Good Jack (the name of the dog) - Kebaikan Jack

4. We were doing some catching up - Kita baru saja mengejar

5. Oh, man - Oh, lelaki

6. We copy you (conversation through some device) - Kita salinan anda

7. Over and out (conversation through that thing again) - Lebih dan keluar

8. I'll take that - Saya akan mengambil bahawa

9. You scared the hell out of me - Anda takut neraka luar dari saya

10. You hang in there - Anda tergantung dalam sana

11. I just fed them - Saya hanya makan mereka

12. No, that's out of the question - Tidak, bahawa keluar soalan

13. We'll see you - Kita akan menyaksikan anda

But the best one was...

Sewa adalah jalan.

after some time only i managed to find out that it meant 'let's go'
i was wondering how the hell can someone translate let's go to sewa adalah jalan?
the smart pming figured it out :

change let's go to let is go
let = sewa
is = adalah
go = jalan

hence, sewa adalah jalan.

another 2 examples with the word sewa :

Let's go out - Sewa adalah pergi luar

Let's get ready to pull out of here - sewa adalah bersedia untuk menarik dari sini.

and i still remember one funny translation i saw in the Harry Potter movie :

Bloody dragon - naga yang berlumuran darah

i bet those people translate word by word from the dictionary.

Ways to Avoid Embarrassment in Public

found this in friendster bulletin board.
kinda lame and idiotic..

but then, silly things like this crack us up right?
i was laughing my colon off the 1st time i saw it.
for the 1st time...i find burger's joke funny.hehe..

1. kalo tersepak batu: Jangan terus bangun,
sebaliknyer anda baring dan terus berguling-
guling hingga jauh dari perhatian ramai... lepas
tu baru bangun bila takde org nampak..


2. kalo terjatuh baiskal : cepat2 naik basikal
anda semula dan jatuhla lagi sehingga berkali-
kali supaya org ingat anda saje2 buat lawak...


3. kalo terjatuh tangga: terus bersilat seolah-
olah anda dirasuk atau sedang berlawan dgn
makhluk halus...


4. kalo terjatuh dlm longkang: pungutlah
sampah yg ada sambil marah2 dgn suara yg
kuat, pasti org menyangka anda seorang yg
amat prihatin terhadap kebersihan... .


5. kalo jatuh ketika nak naik bas: jeritlah kuat2..
"oi! apa tolak2 ni?"walaupun tiada org di
belakang anda... .


6. kalo terjatuh di depan bus stop: terus buat2
pengsan sehingga ada org membantu anda..
kalo takde..baring terus sampai malam dan takde
org lagi kat busstop tu... haa... ni lah masa
sesuai utk bangun semula... .


7. kalo jatuh tergelincir kat lantai licin: tarik la
kawan (atau sesiapa yg ada kat sebelah anda)
utk jatuh bersama-sama supaya tak lah anda
sorang je yg dpt malu... ye tak?.

The 5 Cs

they say men should have the basic 5Cs :

1. Cash
2. Career
3. Condominium
4. Car
5. Credit cards

and jackie has his own 5 Cs too :

1. Cute - who doesn't agree?

2. Chubby

3. Companions - me and sisters

4. Concubines - chi chi, jessie, fei fei, and the list goes on

5. last but not least.. a Cock.

Leng Chai

i entered a pet store this afternoon.
the guy asked, "what you want, leng chai? "

-_-

i don't know if i should be flattered or bury my head into the sand.

Insomnia

insomnia strikes again.

if only i LOVE football, i wouldn't be complaining.
i seriously don't get it... why do guys get so hyped up over some men kicking balls?
and it takes so long to score a goal! so not syiok at all!

the only sport i watch is badminton.
and it started when i saw yong hock kin playing on tv..guess i was in form 2 that time.
so being a typical teenage girl who goes gaga over hunks, i went so siao to the extent of browsing through the sports section everyday just to look for his sweaty face. and the sports section was the part i would always skip, eh....i think i only read Section Two of The Star paper last time! :P
so anyway, i think this guy has vanished from the game.
and my interest for the game has faded.

don't even TRY to ask me to play badminton.
the net is higher than me. better ask me to become the net.
or the cheerleader. the miniature cheerleader so small that you wouldn't even notice my existance. so forget about it.

speaking of leng chais...
i was conned to watch the fast and the furious : tokyo drift.
someone told me can see leng chais and leng luis.
since i am still heterosexual....i don't give a damn if the movie has leng luis or not.
so i was expecting to see some leng chais.

BUT.....

to my horrors... there were none!
the main actor (i dunno who the hell he is,not that i care anyway) was okay, but looked too old to be a student.
the other 2 japanese guys...takashi and han (names as in the movie)....er....looked like penjual vcd haram. just more muscular than their malaysian counterparts.
stupid storyline too. drifting looks cool though.
kesimpulannya, waste of my money, energy, and petrol (jusco is freaking far k)

damn, time really flies.
my holiday's gonna end soon, and i'll be back to the dreaded place.
i don't miss my housemates at all...especially the one with excessive secretion of testosterone.

night. time to force myself to sleep.

Warning : For the Eyes of Dog Lovers Only

never in my life that i've grown so attached to a dog that the thought of inevitably losing it one day is unbearable. in fact, jackie is more than just a dog. he's a part of the family. come to my house and you'll see only jackie's pictures being displayed at the hall downstairs and upstairs. we don't even have any picture of the whole family in any part of the house. even my mom who hates dogs has grown fond of him.

jackie wrapped in a banditto pocket, according to nadia.

could be his manja-ness that made us so close to him. whenever we go...he wants to follow...so he gets to go out for car rides whenever i need to ferry sister around ipoh, though he ended up sleeping in the car anyway. when me and sisters went to singapore few years back with mom, dad said he refused to eat. so cute! and we play hide and seek with him..no joke!

jackie in the car.and that's my jacket.

i seriously believe that dogs could feel our sorrow.
when i was in depression last year...he would just stare at me when i cried...and followed me whenever i go....it was just as if he were trying to make me feel that i was not alone. although he couldn't say anything to console me, but it was VERY comforting to have him beside me.

the same thing he did to my sister recently... when the government,as usual, screws non-burgers like us. our damned taxes go to burgers la... pisses me off everytime i think about it. nevermind, there'll be another posting about our damned government when i am more pissed.

so back to jackie.look at this innocent face, how can you not manjakan him?

he's already 10 this year.
time really flies. it was 8 years ago when we brought him back.
he looked like an anorexic and malnourished dog back then. so thanks to the foo family, hehe... he's a fatty little doggie now! and healthy too.. cause he takes supplement.

most people keep dogs for safety purposes, and obviously jackie could not provide us that.
but he could provide us comfort and joy. something that even my bugger housemates can't give me at all. they only know how to rob them off me. at least jackie's love is genuine and all he ask for return are some hugs and cuddles....and of course, food. the best part is, he'll never backstab you (which some people enjoy doing) and will never get to complain.

if only dogs can live much longer....sigh....

when i own a house in the future, i MUST have at least one dog.
if my husband (if i were to get one anyway) doesn't like the idea, he can find some other place to stay..muahahahaha!!!

it's like 4 am now and i am still awake.
and i didn't even take any caffeine just now..and for the past few days as well.
it sucks not being able to sleep when people around you are snoring away.

ISHHH.

and jackie is right here with me in the room..hehe

I am a Banana!

and i am proud to be one too!

don't think dirty.
am not speaking of anatomy of any sort.

in case you don't know what it means...
it refers to any chinese who has not been to sekolah jenis kebangsaan cina in his/her entire life.
in UM, such people are called OCBC- orang cina bukan cina.

my dad used to regret that he didn't send me to a chinese school.
he felt embarrassed that his daughters were not able to write or speak a decent sentence of mandarin.
so he made me go for POL classes....the once in a week thingy...supposed to teach me some mandarin.
to be honest, i only learnt some simple words...and still couldn't speak proper mandarin.
i only remember using the black ink for chinese calligraphy to draw on valerie's white shirt.
and she did the same to me. in the end, i had to get a new shirt. hehe.
and the exams were kinda stupid.
i had to memorise a story...a paragraph only...and be prepared to write the whole thing during the test. so being the smart-ass/donkey, i wrote the whole thing on the table and copied from there.
how to learn chinese like this??
and that teacher, was a horny old fart!
he liked to touch girls' nametags, pretending to look at their names clearly. you should know that we wear our nametags near our chest.

and...

a form 2 girl should be able to hold the calligraphy brush right?
but he didn't seem to get it.
he would guide us by holding our hands! see....he would've easily taken advantage from each girl for at least 5 seconds!

so in the end....
i gained nothing from those pointless classes....and that old man had everything to gain.

i learnt even more chinese from songs and chinese series.
though i still could not read a chinese paper, at least i could roughly guess what's being sold at those hawker stalls by looking at the chinese words.
though my spoken mandarin is not as good..but still good enough to save my ass for daily conversations with my coursemates.

what i am trying to say is....
it's not such a BIG DEAL afterall.

my dad is now glad that he sent to me convent instead of any chinese school.
because i have been complaining to him how most of my chinese coursemates can't string a proper sentence of english. how they lose their confidence when required to speak english at public. how they have not migled with anyone from other races before. how kiasu and selfish they are. how their lives only involve studies, studies and studies. how they think they are more superior compared to other races.

will i send my kids to a chinese school in the future?
well...

if the education system doesn't change..the answer will be a NO

mandarin is getting more important...i know that..but i still think that english is way much more important.

being able to speak decent mandarin will be fine.
not being able to...is still fine.

Dear Hair...

I have promised you that I shall not subject you to any damage for at least a year.
No colouring, highlighting, perming or straightening. Only some trimming.
At least that was what I told you 6 months ago.

But promises are meant to be broken right?
hehe...

Yes, I am talking to you.
My hair on the scalp.
Not from anywhere else. Don't perasan.

Oh yeah....
Pei Ming said that someone looks like a possessed panda. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
I was rolling on my bed when she told me that!
She meant one of you reading this right now.
Again, no prize for guessing correctly.

A Chemical Analysis of Women

found this interesting. can't find one for men though :P

Element : Woman
Symbol : Wo
Discoverer : Adam
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 kg, may vary from 40 - 200kg
Occurence : Copious quantities in all urban areas

Physical properties:

1. Surface usually covered in painted film
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Bitter if incorrectly used
5. Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore
6. Yields to pressure applied at correct points

Chemical properties:

1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3. May explode spontaneiously without prior warning and for no known reason
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

Common uses:

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation
3. Very effective cleaning agent

Tests:

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen (this one i find especially funny!)

Potential hazards:

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other

WARNING:
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE PHYSICAL, MENTAL, AND FINANCIAL DAMAGE

My New Love

I'm in love....

with this song....

by wang lee hom- 大城小爱 "da cheng xiao ai" , loosely translated to 'big city small love'

ahhh....another song that can dodoi me to sleep.....






sing along with the lyrics! don't worry, it has the 'han yu pin yin' translation

English Translation

Your black ponytail is twisted in a circle,
intertwining all that you are sentimentally attached to
standing between translucent door curtains, the language spoken from your mouth
doesn't deceive at all

The roof's gray tiles, a silent picture
The lights mirror that beautiful face of yours
Finally reach the destination that all wanderers reach
Your smile ends my exhaustion

Please don't say that we'll last forever
to avoid your thinking that I am unrealistic
If you think it's that simple, then it will be that simple
that's the philosophy my mother told me

You're on my mind, you're in my heart
a little love in a big city is so sweet
You're everything I read, everything is about you
a little love in a big city just made me fall in love with you

Please don't say that we'll last forever
to avoid your thinking that I am unrealistic
If you think it's that simple, then it will be that simple
Let me tell you loudly, I'm thinking of you

You keep that return-trip ticket stub as a souvenir
You don't need to be afraid of facing departure
Cut off a piece of your hair, let me hold it against my chest
No matter where I go you'll be with me, following me

Your black ponytail is twisted in a circle,
intertwining all that you are sentimentally attached to
That feeling of taking small steps, unable to leave
I know is called "forever"

Solution to the World's Troubles

so as a response to anil's statement....

pling's solution to the world's troubles - castrate men

let's see.....

1st of all, let's define castrate : to remove the testicles or the ovaries.
forget about the ovaries part. the topic at hand today is castration of men!

testicles are the major source of testosterone, the hormone responsible for transforming men into horny buayas.
hence, more castration of men - less rape and molestation cases. also reduces incest.

since removal of the testicles may cause their libido to decrease drastically, even horny females can't arouse their sexual interest.
so, castration of more men - less 'unprotected' bedtime activities - less abortion and AIDS
there'll be lesser single mums too.

since the guys will not be interested in intercourse, there's no need to purchase condoms.
therefore, castration of more men - less production of condoms - save more rubber.

testosterone is also responsible for increased tendency for violence and aggressive behaviour in men.
thus, more castration of men - less domestic violence and child abuse.

as you can see...castration DOES solve some of the world's problems, if not all.

at least it could help me solve mine.
then my super-gatal housemate will stop downloading porn excessively, which has been causing my connection to go extremely slow...much slower than my menstrual flow. you say geram or not?

to castrate or not to castrate?

got up from the right side of the bed today :)

hence, the good mood me!

PlinG PMS-ing

who else can make me PMS if not him again.
no...i am not letting him control my life. i will not let that happen anymore.
it's just that certain people/event can really tick you off...
like how some 'burgers' with just 2 freaking As for SPM got a scholarship to study medic overseas..
and those with FULL A1 got absolutely nothing! tulan or not?
the same way i feel each time that ass sms me. simply feel tulan la...what else?
and what happen each time i tulan?
i'll rip off every single hair outta jackie.
ok..a little exaggerated.

i am so so so tempted to post our exchanges of sms just now.
better not, since most of you are his close friends.

i want to complain.

i'm in the mood to rip his balls off with my bare hands again.
or castrate him using the parang in my house.
aiyah...just chop the whole thing off la..the whole male reproductive organ. easier.
one swing of the parang will complete the task.
call me sadistic. or sicko.
i am not born this way.
some asses like him made me this way. so blame them.

when a guy tells you that he's gonna love you forever...he's not assuring you that he will not love another girl at the same time.
when he tells you how much he loves you... he only meant it at that moment.
when he tells you that he'll always be there for you... it's just another pick up line to make your heart melt.. try calling him while he's celebrating his friend's birthday party, and he'll say bye very soon.
when he tells you he's thinking of you at the moment..that's because he has nothing better to do.
when he tells you are the most gorgeous, smartest, greatest etc. girl he has ever met... see if he says the same thing after 2 years.
when he suggests breaking up... he really means it. even when you get back together after that, trust me, there'll be another break up or a series of them till you finally, seriously separate for good.

clinging on to a guy who's more interested in becoming the next samy vellu than being with you will only do damage to you.
i'm glad that i've learnt my lesson.

but that doesn't stop me from hating him.
don't you know i am a very revengeful person?
well....not really THAT revengeful...
at least i gave him a few chances but he blew them off only.
so i am officially very very pissed.

i seriously wish that he would go on his knees and beg for forgiveness.
or cry in front of me.
call me mean.
think of what he did to me- hung up on me, ignored my calls, refused to see me, called me a 'burden', told me he didn't care if i cry or not, said it's my own fault that i screwed up my mid term.

i could've easily done the same things to him.
but i didn't. because i still hope we could still be friends after all those shits that happened.
if he still tries to push his luck... he can say bye-bye to his 'little brother' forever.

hahaha...
ok now i feel better.
no more PMS. yay!

Tempurung Pics

only one group picture was taken. i didn't wanna risk wetting my camera inside the cave. took us almost 5 hours to exit that cave. overall, it was FUN. worth paying the RM22 for tempurung than Lost World of Tambun. yea la...i like to pay to dirty myself lor...can or not?

so since the 1st trip made me so syiok ( finally i feel happy for being short )....i'm going for a 2nd round. cause i promised pming that i will bring her. that's why i am forcing her to eat lots of pineapples now!! hahahaha!!don't understand what i mean?? i won't tell you, so you may continue guessing.

the rest of the pics were taken by jeremy.

ok la...no mood to blog.
grandpa's in ICU again.
man...i've been going to the hospital more frequently since last year.

pointless quizzes

In the event of a lottery win, pei ling should buy...

A pet whale

'What should you buy if you win the lottery?' at QuizGalaxy.com

.......so that it can eat up my house in ipoh...and i can buy a new house nearer to where everyone is, not in the jungle. oh,swallow up my irritating housemates as well.

What ridiculous surgery should pei ling get?

Get vampire caps on your teeth to frighten children

'What ridiculous surgery should you get?' at QuizGalaxy.com

this proves how adorable i am. i need a fake vampire teeth to scare kids away, unlike some poeple,can scare children just by simply showing their face. no, not talking about you. don't perasan.

Pencilmation

i found this cute little animation!!
check it out : www.pecilmation.com

my personal favourite will be pencilmation I and pencilmation II

don't worry, it's nowhere near obscene or kinky.
it's a totally decent cartoon, and you can even show your grandkids without any worries.

enjoy!