Sorry For The Lack Of Update

the main reason is...

i am lazy.

and the sencondary reason would be....i am seriously quite busy. (eg. thesis, attachment in HUKM, lab reports) been busy bitching about my coursemates too...well, at least my jaw is getting some exercise from the constant bitching. i would like to elaborate on what happened between me and my so-called "friends" from UKM.....but as i said, i am lazy.

by the way...drinking cold milk early in the morning will cause great peristalsis. good for those with constipation problem, provided you are a little lactose intolerant.

if that doesn't work, eat more papayas then. but take caution if you are still in the growing stage. cause there are myths about papaya causing enlargement of...erm....boobs.

lalalala

been cursing a lot lately.
no thanks to the stupid system of UKM.
i shall no elaborate further...all i can say is...do not ever mention the word, "thesis" and "book" when talking to me.
book as in making reservation, not buku.

let's put it this way...i appear so pissed that some of my coursemates are too scared to even look at me. it's this bad. maybe i do look like a deranged psychopath, ready to attack anyone who happens to cross her path.

unhappy events aside...

for the 1st time.....i put on make up!!!
yea, i know i don't look like myself.



by the way, on the latest update of me life....go check the change in my friendster status.
for more details, please nudge me on msn. or you may sms me (please start the sms by saying, "you are bestest person i have met")

Litter Bugs

i was cleaning up the balcony a few days ago.
i THINK i saw.....

a used condom...
at my balcony.

don't ask me why it ended up there.

tsk tsk tsk....didn't their parents educate them not to litter anywhere as they please?

in another unrelated case....
my friend was given a "pleasant surprise" when he found a used sanitary pad on the windscreen of his car. you know, those with strawberry jam lookalike on it. and it was not wrapped.

honestly....
i like to throw things out of the balcony too.

BUT....

i have never, and will never ever throw my sanitary pads this way!
those things that i will casually dispose of are so small that they can actually be ignored.
just like maths, "nilai yang terlalu kecil, maka boleh diabaikan"

hair only mah....
not like it's noticeable.

Jackie Tha Gangsta

see the metal thingy on little jack's ear?
yeah..he has just got his ear pierced.

ok...kidding.
that's the thing used to clip your newly bought socks together.
hehe.

A New Year Means....

getting used to writing the date as 2007 instead of 2006.

dang, i have just got myself accustomed to 2006 not so long ago.

by the way...i'm getting bored with the layout of this page.
but i can't seem to paste my chatterbox punya html into the new template.

how how how??

Yea..I'm Back

guess what...

the victim of a manja girl has finally got "dumped".
I'm just happy for him that it happens before he stepped even deeper into it.
and i shall stress the fact that i don't fancy him. not at all.

i just know how it feels....
when you think that everything is just going at the right direction,
and when everything just seems right,
he/she disappeared into nowhere. (i don't mean death la)

one thing i seriously don't understand..
if you don't have the intentions of going further into the relationship....then why give the poor fella some stupid hope from the very beginning?
is it that fun to play with people's feelings?

i'll teach you how to have fun in some other ways :

1) make a glass of ribena. then add some strawberry jam. drink the mixture. (to have the fun effect, imagine you are drinking some menstrual discharge.

2) wear a t-shirt that says "i get high when kicked at the groin"

3) sms pei ling and tell her "you're the bestest person i have met on earth!"

no matter how much i think that guys are born assholes....
i still believe that there are some nice guys around.
just that they will never cross my path.
cause nice things never happen to me.

so remember, the next time you have the thoughts of playing with others feelings....
drop me a sms that says "you're the bestest person i have met on earth!".
that'll give you at least some harmless fun.

and of course i'll feel syiok!