I Feel Like I Am Being Strangled

yes...and suffocating to a slow and painful death.
and the haze, it's giving me headache....
speaking of headache, i just realised that i forgot to take my ginkgo biloba today.
you see, i have become so stupid that i need daily supplement of memory enhancement in order to pass my exams. i nearly failed one paper for my mid sem. ginkgo tipu orang! i am still as stupid.

there's so much to be done and read, yet so little time.
and that makes me lose my mood to blog. i think it's making my gastrointestinal tract moody too. yeah..my stomach and intestine are so stressed up that they have decided to take a break from processing my shit. since they are on a strike, i have to suffer from constipation. to show my dissatisfaction towards them, i shall not feed them with food. hmph!

finally, i'm going home...after like...4 weeks?
that's freaking long, man....considering the fact that KL and Ipoh are only 3 hours apart, maybe less, if the bus driver thinks that he qualifies for F1 race.

sigh..i am so so sleepy but i need to force myself to study.
maybe i will need to take tongkat ali...for the insomnia effect, mind you...not for improved libido. don't be so dirty-minded can or not? tsk tsk tsk..and you people wonder why my mind is so corrupted.

so before i go....

let me share a joke with you guys.....some of you might have heard of it before....
and if you find this joke lame...it's not my fault k. if you want a real good laugh, watch russell peters' "comedy now". so here goes :

there's this little girl, called margharita...
her mom's so worried that when she grows up, she'll get conned by horny men.
so, her mom will remind her everyday, "margharita, margharita, when you grow up, you will meet a nice man. he'll buy you nice gifts, bring you to a nice restaurant, and to a nice hotel room. then he'll go on top of you and shame your family."
so this girl grows up to be a pretty lady.
her mom got even worried, so she waits for her to return home every night.
but one night, margharita fails to do so, and returns home the next morning.
as expected....

mom : did you meet a nice man?
daughter : yes
mom : did he buy you nice gifts?
daugher : yes
mom : did he bring you to a nice restaurant?
daughter : yes
mom : *getting more worried* did he bring you to a nice hotel room?
daughter : yes
mom : *gasps*
daughter : but don't worry mom, he did not go on top if me. i went on top of him and shame his family instead!

hehe.....now back to work.