The Next 5 Ways
continuation on ways to piss off your housemates..
6) don't even be bothered to clean up the house. if you can't tolerate filthiness, wear slippers inside the house..i mean those furry-cute cute type of indoor slippers...ya..those with cartoon characters' heads on it. but this way will never work if your housemates are the dirtiest bunch of people you can find in this world.
7) don't flush after using the toilet, especially after your bowel movement. deny it and accuse them of accusing you if they confront you. for better effect, put the toilet bowl cover down..so that when the next unsuspecting housemate uses it, he/she will be greeted with a "surprise".
8) use foul languages when you talk. better still, swear in each and every sentence you speak. for example, that *toot* lecturer ah, he thinks he's *toot* smart, must always *toot* us until we are *toot*
yes...pling has repented. i shall not swear in this blog anymore, or at least i will try not to. hehe. anyway, your housemates will somehow pick up some vulgarities from you when they are exposed excessively to those. once it has become a habit for them to spew profanities, it takes time for them to stop it. muahahaha..how evil is that?
9) watch porn at the hall every night. they are sure to get distracted. switch on the speaker. even if they are not watching....the sound effects are good enough to take their mind off the books. for enhanced effect, give some responses every other minute while watching, such as, "eyerrrr...why like that wan?!", "ahhhhhhhhhhh..very disgusting ah!", see...they are gonna do it!" gerenti to throw books at you.
10) tell the whole world what type of lingerie they wear. better still....take pictures of their undergarments, and load those pictures on your blog. refer to step #5...pray hard they will be kay poh enough to peep into your monitor, "how come this underwear looks so familiar wan? eh...the hole at the ass part is so similar to mine!"
i'm having a very very busy week..can't believe i am actually typing this.
like those chinaman say, "tiu keng dou yiu tau hei" (while hanging yourself also need to breathe la)
6) don't even be bothered to clean up the house. if you can't tolerate filthiness, wear slippers inside the house..i mean those furry-cute cute type of indoor slippers...ya..those with cartoon characters' heads on it. but this way will never work if your housemates are the dirtiest bunch of people you can find in this world.
7) don't flush after using the toilet, especially after your bowel movement. deny it and accuse them of accusing you if they confront you. for better effect, put the toilet bowl cover down..so that when the next unsuspecting housemate uses it, he/she will be greeted with a "surprise".
8) use foul languages when you talk. better still, swear in each and every sentence you speak. for example, that *toot* lecturer ah, he thinks he's *toot* smart, must always *toot* us until we are *toot*
yes...pling has repented. i shall not swear in this blog anymore, or at least i will try not to. hehe. anyway, your housemates will somehow pick up some vulgarities from you when they are exposed excessively to those. once it has become a habit for them to spew profanities, it takes time for them to stop it. muahahaha..how evil is that?
9) watch porn at the hall every night. they are sure to get distracted. switch on the speaker. even if they are not watching....the sound effects are good enough to take their mind off the books. for enhanced effect, give some responses every other minute while watching, such as, "eyerrrr...why like that wan?!", "ahhhhhhhhhhh..very disgusting ah!", see...they are gonna do it!" gerenti to throw books at you.
10) tell the whole world what type of lingerie they wear. better still....take pictures of their undergarments, and load those pictures on your blog. refer to step #5...pray hard they will be kay poh enough to peep into your monitor, "how come this underwear looks so familiar wan? eh...the hole at the ass part is so similar to mine!"
i'm having a very very busy week..can't believe i am actually typing this.
like those chinaman say, "tiu keng dou yiu tau hei" (while hanging yourself also need to breathe la)
posted by PlinG @ 4:55 PM
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