5 Ways To Piss Off Your Housemates

1) download as many porn as you please..and remember to set your download speed limit..to 1000kb/s. when confronted by your housemate, give him/her a blur look and say, "i already set the limit what. your computer's lousy, don't blame the connection,and worse still, don't blame me." sure kena hypertension instantly.

2) put on the headphone most of the time, even when you are not listening to anything. it's a good excuse not being able to hear when they call you. and when they try to call you numerous times.......just give them the can't-you-see-i'm-concentrating-on-my-songs-now look.....and reply "yes?" in a tak puas way. to piss them off further...ask them to repeat their questions, pretending that you can't hear them clearly. ask for more repetitions if you feel like being nasty.

3) read your notes/textbooks at any possible time. bring those along too while evacuating your bowels, and if you think appropriate, study while bathing. during meals, bring notes to the makan place and read while waiting for the food to be served. for greater effect, read while eating too...with one hand manipulating the fork/spoon/chopsticks...and the other one to hold the notes. tell your housemates to shaddup if they become too chatty. yes...i mean tell them to shut the hell up...like this, "hoi! can't you see i'm trying to study here?will you shut the hell up?" and not this "can you please..erm..lower the volume..i mean...keep the noise down a little?"

4) pretend that you forget to do your housework duty. blame them for not reminding you to take your ginkgo supplement everyday..hence, the absent-mindedness. play more with your hair..to cause more hair to drop, and to create more rubbish.

5) bitch about them on your blog..doesn't matter if all that you write in your blog are the truths or fairy tales. pretend to leave your browser open, with your blog page on it, and go away (eg. bathe). pray hard that they will be kay poh enough to peep into your monitor.

to be continued..