Pirated VCDs and Their Subtitles

it can be really entertaining watching pirated vcds sometimes.
a drama can turn into a comedy i tell you, provided you read the subtitles,of course.
i just watched eight below recently, from a pirated vcd.
have wanted to watch it since few months back, but as usual...
no one will ever be interested in the movies i want to watch.
for example : gubra, anything involving dogs and horror movies.

so what to do...buy pirated version or download lor...

anyway, this eight below is about how 8 siberian huskies made it on their own in a snow storm for more than 3 months without their owner. supposed to be a very touching movie, but thanks to the subtitles, i was laughing through the 1st half of it, till finally i gave up and decided to ignore those amusing translations.

so here are some of the translations for your entertainment purposes :

1. Cooper ( a guy's name), i missed you - Serkup, saya terbebas anda

2. No, I'm fine - Tidak, saya mendenda

3. Good Jack (the name of the dog) - Kebaikan Jack

4. We were doing some catching up - Kita baru saja mengejar

5. Oh, man - Oh, lelaki

6. We copy you (conversation through some device) - Kita salinan anda

7. Over and out (conversation through that thing again) - Lebih dan keluar

8. I'll take that - Saya akan mengambil bahawa

9. You scared the hell out of me - Anda takut neraka luar dari saya

10. You hang in there - Anda tergantung dalam sana

11. I just fed them - Saya hanya makan mereka

12. No, that's out of the question - Tidak, bahawa keluar soalan

13. We'll see you - Kita akan menyaksikan anda

But the best one was...

Sewa adalah jalan.

after some time only i managed to find out that it meant 'let's go'
i was wondering how the hell can someone translate let's go to sewa adalah jalan?
the smart pming figured it out :

change let's go to let is go
let = sewa
is = adalah
go = jalan

hence, sewa adalah jalan.

another 2 examples with the word sewa :

Let's go out - Sewa adalah pergi luar

Let's get ready to pull out of here - sewa adalah bersedia untuk menarik dari sini.

and i still remember one funny translation i saw in the Harry Potter movie :

Bloody dragon - naga yang berlumuran darah

i bet those people translate word by word from the dictionary.