Are You A Sinker Or A Floater?

to determine if you are a sinker or a floater....

each time after you are done with your big business, spend some time to check out your masterpiece in the bowl. just a simple peek will do, and flush it immediately, just to avoid intoxication of your nostrils.

if your shit floats, you are a floater (Duh!)
and if it sinks, you are a sinker (Double Duh!)

so who cares if your shit sinks or float?

according to a dietician, if your shit floats, it indicates that you have enough fibre in your diet.
if it sinks, it means you need to eat more veggie.

i bet your shit sinks most of the time! muahaha!

by the way, jackie is a sinker. his shit doesn't float in the longkang water.