great ways to start your birthday

what's better than realising that you still have that bloody pain in the neck the 1st thing in the morning? and when you tried crawling from your bed towards the bathroom, you felt a stinging sensation on your ankle, and ended up limping into the loo. you can't even bend your body more than 90 degress because if you try to do so, you can scream like a soprano in action.

i'm just 22 and i feel like an old lady with 10 grandkids. yesterday back pain, today neck pain, tomorrow headache, the day after punggung sakit....here sakit there sakit. what's gonna happen when i am 50?? yesterday fracture my tibia, today break my mandible while chewing my fav chocolate, tomorrow twist the neck and the day after hear a crack but dunno where it comes from. man..either i save up a lot of money for my future medical expenditures or con a chiropractic practitioner into marrying me..muahaha!

i'm starting to get absent-minded too. there were a few occasions where my friends told me that i have told them something which i totally don't remember.

human no. 1 : eh...you know ar...this girl's bf gives her money every month wan!!
human no. 2 : who told you wan?
human no. 1 : peiling la...
pling : huh?? got meh?? *blur face* how come i dunno wan...

my memory is deteriorating i tell you.... just a moment ago i was trying to memorise some principles of reflexology..and when i saw the question in my exam paper...i totally went blank...plus need to translate from english to malay..bloody ukm trying to train us to become future translators is it?? you know how hard is it to answer in malay when your notes are all in english? and i didn't know levelling agent is translated to "agen pengarasan" *pengsan*

though i have the characteristics of an old lady, i don't behave like one ok! i don't simply merajuk for no reason *sneering at anil* but of course the sms from india made my day..hehe...just bring me back a bf from india as a present ok.i'm waiting.

*edited*
thanks for all those birthday sms and msn messages !! and sze guan's e-card....plus jeremy's short poem.

yeah...guess what my "lovely" housemate gave me as a birthday present before he cabut back to seremban?
he went to upm and asked his friend's housemate (whom he has just met today) to add me in MSN! *pengsan*... and kept on promoting him to me...
i know i am unwanted and undesired, but i am not that desperate yet man...
somemore asked me if that guy is ok or not...if not ok..he'll intro some other guys...aiyoh
*bangs head on the table*