Cursing Is The Way To Self Satisfaction...

and of course, to piss others off too.

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Overdose of "medical facts"

so what are the adverse effects of 'medical facts' overdose?

1) central nervous system depression
this is inevitable as the 'facts' molecules are able to penetrate the blood-brain-barrier, causing effects on the brain. Can induce drowsiness, much more effective than sleeping pills. So if you are insomniac, just bombard your brain with some medical jargons, and the next thing you know, you are sleeping like a pig.

2) gastrointestinal tract disturbances
it has antimuscarinic effects, thus slowing down peristaltic movement of the intestine, eventually leading to constipation. You may even lose your appetite, and become anorexic in severe cases. Regurgitation happens sometimes. Will induce nausea and vomiting.

3) immunosupressant
the immune system is supressed and you will be susceptible to viral and opportunistic infection.
dang! am having sorethroat now. just the 1st sign before i get a fever.

look at what the freaking exam system has done to me!
a sane person can go nuts i tell you...
please warn me when i start hallucinating, it is a sign that i am beyond cure....


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