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and of course, to piss others off too.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Let Me Recall..

the reason i created this blog in the 1st place was to bitch all i want, to prevent myself from turning into a deranged psycopath from bottling up all my frustration. and i can gladly say that i am able to maintain my sanity amidst all those nonsense - ultra dirty roommates, super horny housemate with unusual fetish for sinky pipe, exams that are deleterious to my mental health, and lurking criminals around the neighbourhood.

guess i have not been bitching for quite some time.
perhaps no one has been pissing me off lately. or maybe my tolerence towards any provoking agent has increased. the former reason is more likely.

so let me bitch a little about my stupid uni.

this time around, all of our exam papers are limited to one hour only. well...5 out of 6 actually. wanna standardise with the bangi main campus kononnya. one hour is very ridiculous, when you are expected to answer 4 essays, each question with more sub questions. there's hardly any time to think properly before answering. want to scratch your head also no time. i doubt the exam result will reflect how well we actually did, as we were only given sufficient time to write without thinking, and to do some "colouring" on the OHP answer sheet (again, without thinking). so in the end, you will feel like an idiot for studying like a piece of shit only not to be allowed to think. baik pegi tido. however, if you don't study when everyone around you are, you will feel extremely guilty (there's some amount of kiasu-ness in everyone). humans are really complicated beings.

anyway....here's a "math" equation that i find rather funny. it was forwarded to me long time ago.

study = no fail ......................................... (1)
no study = fail ......................................... (2)

equation (1) + (2)
study + no study = no fail + fail

(factorise)
study (1 + no) = fail (1+ no)

hence,
study = fail. baik tido....

oh yeah...back to my bitching.

so i sat for biostatistic paper today. as the name of the subject suggests, it's about statistics...which means there'll be a substantial amount of calculation. or so that was what i thought. when i saw the 1st essay question, i wanted to laugh. we were asked to give a brief description on median, standard deviation, histogram, unpaired t test and normality. all that to a total of 30 marks. i was expecting something like drawing a histogram or calculating median. the ONLY freaking calculation i did was a simple mean of women body weight. once, a lecturer told us that the lowest standard essay question is the one requiring you to define something. which is so true, cause all you need to do is memorise. anyway....UKM lecturers like to ask questions of low standard.

finally, the mental torture is over. at least for the next few weeks.
when finals are approaching, my hormone will become imbalanced again.

oh yeah....
some request by jun jin.

he wants you people to drop by his blog.
he said he'll be happy to have a stalker.
my job is to help him advertise.
so you owe me one meal ah jin.
muahaha!!
and if you have a stalker....you owe me another meal.

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