Sisters Talk

things that we talked last night before sleeping :-

pling : what if someone asks you to eat shit, and threatens to kill mom if you refuse to, will you do it?

pming : of course i won't! besides, everyone will die one day..kill ma kill lor!

pling : so if someone threatens me and put you on hostage also you won't beg me to eat the shit la

pming : nope. i'll just ask the fella to kill me in a way that will not cause me to die a painful slow death. maybe i'll consider eating the shit if that fella offers me rm 1 million la!

pling : and when ppl ask where you get the money from, you can just tell them "by eating tahi" hahahahahaha

pming : nobody will believe me wan.. yea....which shit you prefer to eat, jackie's or your own?

pling : which you prefer?

pming : i will choose jackie's lor...somehow i feel that mine's more disgusting...hahaha..and jackie's poo stinks less. so which one you choose?

pling : er.....jackie's gua.........

pming : why?

pling : 1st of all, the amount is lesser....

ok la..shall stop here before i ruin everyone's appetite.
muahahaha!