Warning : This Could Be Boring, But I Am Bored, That's Why I'm Doing This.

me got tagged by kitty ann.
so must bagi muka sikit. hehehe.

besides, i have nothing else to do besides scrutinizing the quality of my own shit everyday.
as a conclusion of my daily observations, i am still a sinker. sigh.
oh yeah, i realise that i fart a lot. you know, not those silent and smelly type of fart, but those loud ones that screams "now hear my mega fart!" anyone knows how solve my farting problem? i fear BF will dump me if i keep farting those mega farts frequently. i've tried to tahan the fart, but i will end up having stomach ache, that can only be cured by releasing all the gas inside. balik-balik also need to fart.

anyway, here's the tag. don't yawn la...gimme some face a bit.

1st tag:

1. Do you believe in love at first sight?
definitely no. but i believe in infatuation at first sight.

2. Have you ever felt stupid? Why?
noooo!!! i'm smart!! i'm smart!!! *in self-denial*

3. Where is the place that you want to go the most?
as at this moment, the Scream Park in Sunway Lagoon. sis said it's the scariest haunted park. but no one to go with. =(

4. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
to be a few inches taller. if granted another wish, i wanna be slim too. speaking of which, the other day, i was asking BF if i am fat, he said i am chubby. so i made some noise. and he said this "then, you want me to say you are slim is it?" that made me shaddup. he's so honest.

5. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
obviously.

6. Do you like being who you are today?
i guess so.

7. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
donate to china....NOT! first of all, spend on slimming, then go to yun nam hair care to grow some hair (on scalp, not pubes), do liposuction, buy a house, buy a car...the leftovers....belanja everyone makan lo.

8. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
that depends on my mood.

9. Who are the top five people in the world you would wish to meet?
let's see....can't list out top 5 la...but there's one particular dog that i wanna meet, spudgy. i suspect he's jackie's long lost brother. pls scroll down to see who's spudgy.

10. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
willing to withstand my mega farts.

11. Do you believe in fate?
sometimes.

12. Which do you prefer from your other half? hug? or a kiss?
can't i have both?

13. If you have faults, would you rather the people around you point out to you or would you rather they keep quiet?
point it out to me, but discreetly.

14. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
food! there's no meaning to my existence if there's no good food!

15. Are you a shopaholic or not?
i don't really shop, unless if i really have to.

16. What kind of electronic device/gadget you own that you like most?
my PC

17. If you have a chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
me swearing uncontrollably. and also the farting.

18. Are you in love?
Yeap.

19. If given a chance, do you want to see your future?
no thank you.

20. Would you still be friend to your best friend whom had betrayed your trust?
it depends. malas wanna explain. when it does happen i'll tell you all.

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2nd tag:

1. Do you eat a lot of fast food?
how do you define a lot? once a week? once a month?
but i'm not really a big fan of fast food. i can fry better fries than KFC. hmph! theirs are soggy. McD's ones are slightly better, but mine is still the best. *bangga diri*

2. Besides your mouth, where is your favorite spot to get kissed?
i choose to remain silent.

3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
i dunno. but i felt tired.

4. Have you ever streaked?
what is this supposed to mean?

5. Are you an understanding person?
not sure wor.

6. What was the last movie you saw in theaters?
narnia. it was so-s0. i wanna watch iron man!! and forbidden kingdom!!! who wanna watch with me?

7. Did you pray before you went to bed last night?
nope. hehe.

8. What did you last get upset about?
the realisation that i am a sinker, and will never be a floater.

9. Do you eat candy on a daily basis?
not really.

10. Does it make you happy to get letters in the mail?
obviously.

11. What are you looking forward to this summer?
Sex and The City Movie

12. Who was the last person you ate with?
pei ming and pei pei. we ate bihun goreng in front of the tv while gossiping.

13. Do raisins belong in cookies?
apa ni?

14. What's your screen name?
pling

15. Walking into a party, what's the first thing you notice?
the buffet spread! and, leng chais!

16. Are you currently taking a science class in school?
i've just graduated la.

17. You've just won a free vacation to either South America or North Korea?
anyone will do.

18. Kiss on the first date?
Nope.

19. Would you rather have chicken or steak?
since i can't take beef, i have no choice but to choose chicken. but i prefer mutton to chicken. yum yum.

20. What's one thing you've learned?
loud farts produces no smell, and silent farts come with stinking smell.

21. Who was the last person you took a picture of?
my little cousins.

22. Would you ever donate blood?
i want to. but i'm afraid of the pain. but i've pledged my organs though.

23. How many snack machines are in your school?
i'm too old for school.

24. Have you ever felt replaced?
replaced? by what or who?

25. Are there deerheads covering any walls in your house?
apa tu?

26. Do you believe in karma?
yes, but not all of the time.

27. Have you ever been asked out?
yeah...yumcha also counted what.

28. Are you good at telling jokes?
dunno wor..... but i know i'm good at telling disgusting stories.

29. Do you wish you had smaller feet?
my size is just nice.

30. Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
good friends yeah.

31. When ordering sushi, what do you get?
anything that is cooked. not a big fan of sushi.

32. How many of your friends have seen you naked?
No one. not even jackie.

33. Do you write in cursive or in print?
in print.

34. What were you doing at 10 am?
watching the martha stewart show on ntv7.

35. Are you different now than you were six months ago?
6 months ago.....i fart lesser.

36. What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
air tebu.

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3rd tag:

Age That I Wish To Go Back To:

form 6.
because i really regretted that i didn't kick mrs yee's ass off.


so now, this is the time when i'm supposed to tag others....but i malas...anyone who reads this wanna tag themselves, pls feel free to do so ya.

as promised, this is the video of spudgy the dog. doesn't he look suspiciously like jackie's long lost brother?