This Is Ridiculous Too!

tell you all something.
don't tell others ah....

my fart is so loud it can actually wake people up ya know!
one morning, BF was still sleeping soundly.
i farted.
i saw him opened his eyes, gave me a stare....and went back to sleep.
keng leh.

ok you may stop laughing now.

in an unrelated event....

i had constipation on saturday.
obviously, when your shit accumulates in your rectum...your gas will smell like shit (literally).
so that was what happened on sunday.
my fart stinked/stank/stunk (whatever it is) like shit.

i tried to fart silently and pretended that nothing happened.
i could hide the sound but not the smell.
when BF smelled something shitty (literally again)...the 1st person he suspected was ME!
the 1st thing that came from his mouth was "did you fart?"
how could he? sister and mom were around too...it could be them. hmph!

by the way....

jackie farts too you know.
i swear i heard him fart before!