I wish to be as disgusting as i used to be....

...but i have lost my source of inspiration....my housemates. i mean, ex-housemates.
now that i have finally moved out of that shithole for good....i guess i won't be seeing any of them....until convo. woohoo!

let's begin with a disgusting story, shall we?
i just had a bowel movement. and sadly, my shit sinks.
and so did jackie. sadly, i can't tell if his shit floats or sinks cause he shits on the grass.

have you ever seen a big piece of turd so BIG that you can't flush it at the 1st attempt?
i'm not sure if it's too big to enter the shithole or if it's too heavy that the inertia is too great to be pushed by the flushing water. i flushed it for the 1st time......nothing happened. 2nd time around, the shit remained at the same spot, but the water has turned brownish. you know, some shit molecules started to break down and dispersed in the water. urgh. so i got fed up, and tried to break up that big piece of shit into smaller pieces by using water hose. the water turned into dark brown and i couldn't see that piece of shit at all.

i thought that the shit has finally broken down into many baby shits.
i flushed for the 3rd time.
the water became clear, but to my horror, that shit was still there, just smaller in size.
i don't wanna continue what happened next.
that's up to your imagination.

a few of you have asked when do i wanna get married.
so here's the answer :

when i am slim enough to look extraordinarily gorgeous in a bridal gown.

that means you all have to wait till the cows come home. hehe.

and in case you all have forgotten how i look like...

still the shorty pling. just looking older =(