Cursing Is The Way To Self Satisfaction...

and of course, to piss others off too.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Urgh!

is it an "IN" thing nowadays to post up a picture of yourself kissing your _______ (fill in the blank with GF or BF, depending on your sex, and of course, your sexual orientation) online??

i dunno about you people, but i do feel DISGUSTED!
i've seen quite a number of people posting up pictures of themselves kissing in friendster, and this disease is spreading!! like some contagious fever! OMG! and i when i say kissing, i don't mean a peck on the cheek. i mean lip to lip thingy.

if you are wondering why i check on my friendster account so frequently....
it's because i'm very bored....and also busy-body. ok la...i admit. i like to check out my old friends to see if there's anything i can bitch about. kidding. but i really am a busy-body.

you ask why i freak out over such a puny matter?
people watch porn and they don't feel disgusted anyway. instead, they got turned on.

but those porn actors are some strangers! that's why you don't feel like puking your intestines.
imagine one fine day....
you find some porn video in your parents' bedroom and you think to yourself "this must be my lucky day...free porn!"
and while you are at it....you think that those actors in the porn video look surprisingly familiar.
and then it dawns on you that those are your parents homemade video. you say you feel disgusted or not?

i cannot even imagine my cute little jackie humping a bitch....or a soft toy. ewwwwww......

so same theory goes to the kissing pictures.
it feels disgusting when you happen to know that person involved.
it's even more disgusting when you are very close to him/her.
or worse still, your family member.
if it's your lover...then it's another story. you'll feel furious instead of disgusted.

ok la.....maybe you guys may get turned on....so keep that to yourself.

by the way, my roomie just farted. a soft one. heehee.
oh ya......one night i felt like i had a lot of 'angin' in my stomach...dad asked me to consume some 'buang angin' medicine (i dunno what the hell was that)..... and i farted the entire night...like every 5 minutes. my sister told me i continued farting even after i fell asleep.

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