Lau Sai

we are still at the shitty topic.

i have just realised how disgusting i can get.
if i am successful at making you guys feel disgusted....it means i can help people lose their appetite and eventually, their weight.

speaking of lau sai (diarrhoea)....
i just had one episode of lau sai after dinner.
i have consumed so much of rubbish today that i am not sure which food gave me the problem.

the most irritating part of lau sai-ing is...
you feel that urge to lau sai, but the moment you remove your pants and sit on the bowl....the urge is gone. you try to push as hard as you can (with some sound effect). nothing comes out of your asshole. you sit and wait. you push again. nothing. feeling frustrated, you wear your pants and leave the toilet.

and there comes another irritating part...
barely 5 mins after your first attempt to push, the urge resurfaces.
should you take the trouble to try pushing again, or risk shitting in your own undies by waiting for the urge to subside by itself?

sounds familiar leh?

that's exactly what i am experiencing now.

ARGHHH!!!

the moral of the story is :
don't eat lotsa rubbish.
and after eating those rubbish, don't drink cold water.