More Shocking News

my coursemates never cease to amaze and amuse me.

one day, someone decides to grow mould in the bathroom...using her panties as growth medium.
and now, she's breeding some shrimps to feed the mould. kidding about the feeding part.

then, there's this guy who uses a nail clipper to...er.....pluck his facial hair during lecture. i saw him bringing cotton buds to class to clean up his ear wax.

another guy told me he doesn't eat seafood at all, except for fish. and he doesn't know how a prawn tastes like.

one girl actually asked me how to enhance the size of her bosom, without a surgery. she wants a C cup. so i told her, eat more papaya. hopefully her lumps of fat don't become 2 saggy papayas.

but the most shocking of all, a girl told me she's prepared to be a mom.
by biological standards, i know it's nothing unusual. we are old enough to be a mom anyway.
my mom became my mom when she was 22.

but..............

I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE MYSELF GETTING MARRIED!!! let alone being a mom right after graduation.

though i am turning 23, i still feel like a small, young and energetic form 5 kid. and look like one too. hehe. try to picture this : a form 5 kid with a tow of 3 toddlers shopping for diapers and milk bottles. and that form 5 kid breast-feeding. erm...nevermind...forget about imagining the breast-feeding part. it looks funny right?

by the way, please do not laugh if you happen to see me with my children in the future. and don't you even dare to picture me breast-feeding them.