The Prob With Bio Students

BIO STUDENTS ARE GENERALLY VERY HAM SAP (direct translation : salty wet)

especially when it comes to daily conversations.
we have no qualms about discussing anatomy over breakfast, lunch, dinner and also yum cha. we even gossip about others' anatomy during short breaks in class.

let me give you some examples :

Case 1
i saw deloo in front of the class asking Mr Loo something. so i asked amrit/ anil (i forgot which one) , "what's deloo doing there with Mr Loo?" perhaps amrit/ anil had not been cleaning up his ear wax... he heard something like, "why's deloo drilling Mr Loo?" that was how i became the 'kinky girl'.

Case 2
all the girls asked a guy to describe the size of a testicle. he said, "like a kurma"
since all the kurma that we can see during puasa are dried ones, one girl screamed, " so your testicles are dehydrated ah...just like the kurma"

Case 3
pling : where's ah fatt?
a guy : gone to serdang to drink gf's milk.

Case 4
this is a sms conversation.
pling : (yadda yadda yadda...) please tell yc. he's not replying my sms.
reply : he's back to port dickson to drink mama nen nen. (translation : mom's milk)

Case 5
since i have been travelling a lot to malacca recently, when weekend comes, my friends will ask me if i will go there. they could've asked, " going to malacca this weekend?". instead, they asked something like this, "going to malacca this week to feed bf milk or not?"

as you can see, they are obsessed with boobs and milk.
but that's not all. i have more examples.

Case 6
pling : later you go dance with her la
guy : i'd rather kill myself. (yes, he hates her) later i go cut her nipples.
pling : wah..so bad
another guy : but why her nipples?
pling : cause her chest's too flat. no boobs to potong. can potong nipples only.

actually, all of us hate that girl. shall not elaborate further.

Case 7
guy : what should i give my gf for valentine's day?
pling : buy her bras ( it was just meant as a joke )
guy : but i dunno her size
pling : ask la
guy : i know. i enter a lingerie shop, touch the bras' cups, and see which has the 'ngam feel'

ok..enough of hamsap stories. tata.