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Saturday, February 10, 2007

Diarrhoea?

i have a question to ask here.

how do you describe a person who shits...let's say....more than twice in a day?
diarrhoea ka??

but what if the shit is solid instead of liquid?
and each time that person shits, the amount of shit shitted will be equivalent to how much an average person will shit each time. get what i mean right?
so if you think about it.....it's a whole damn lot of shit being excreted in a day if that fella goes into the toilet more than twice in a day.

so you think that fella could have constipated for a few days before evacuating everything from his/her bowel all in a go.
NO!
he/she shits each and every day.

which brings me to another question............

where does all that shit come from?

it's not that the fella eats like.........ok la....... it's not THAT fella.....it's ME. you may stop laughing now. yes, thank you.
so anyway, i do not eat like an elephant. i dunno how and where my intestine get the substances to produce so much of shit.

so i shall call this shitthoea, a condition where someone shits more than twice in a day, with at least 500 mg of shit each session, and it doesn't lead to dehydration (that usually accompanies diarrhoea). i simply bantai the weight only k.


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