Bla Bla Bli Bli

will not be posting for quiet some time....until i grow a mole on my forehead.

i have talked too much about poo that i dreamt of me shitting in my own pants, in a stranger's house.
i think it's time for me to stop talking shit before i dream of a shit monster chasing me around the street, using lau sai as a weapon to shoot me.

i have this bad habit that i am very much aware of.
each time someone asks me, "what do you wanna eat?" or "what did you eat this morning?" or other questions that require me to name a food....

my standard reply will be :
"eat shit"
"sik si"
"chi da bian"
"pi sapede"

some of my friends have given up on asking me such questions anymore.
but some, answer the question they have asked, themselves.

"pei ling, makan apa?"
"er...."
"i know, you want to eat shit, no need to ask. toilet got."

no wonder shit also appear in my dream.

till then, i shall wait for for a mole to grow on my forehead. tata!