The Bitching Season Is Back

i have just realised that i hardly bitch about my housemates lately.

today, just when i am in the most horrible state of mood....that sissy sotong has to piss me off. i have nothing against sotongs..just that when they start flinging their arms like the sea creature...i just feel like...amputating their arms. same goes to the flashers who like to swing their "sausages" right in front of my face.

back to that sotong housemate.
he's just so so so so annoying that i wanna remove his voice box.
and inject him with estrogen so that he'll develop gynecomastia (bigger than mine), which i hope will lead to breast cancer.
and "amputate" his little brother down there so that he'll wear panties instead of underwears.
haha...thoughts like these give me euphoria.

you know how irritating it is when someone interrupts you while you are in the midst of a conversation? especially when the interruption is not urgent at all.
and when it happens most of the time....you just feel like strangling that fella's little brother so that the tiny thing will die of suffocation, provided he doesn't get high in the process.
this was what happened just a few minutes ago....

sissy guy : eh peiling. i've helped you decided. to buy a book.
pissed pling : what book? (in a very pissed tone)
sissy guy : nothing la
pissed pling : what you talking?
sissy guy : nothing la (imitate my pissed tone. pig)
pissed pling : *have thoughts of inserting a screwdriver into his anus*

and i was having an online conversation at that moment. i SHOULD be the one getting pissed. why is he trying to be such a sissy and show his piss-ness when he has no right to be pissed in the 1st place?i'll ask jackie to piss on him so that he'll stink like human pee.

ahhhhh...............
now i feel much better.

back to my studies then.