A Very Uninteresting Entry

in case you forget, i just woke up from my sleep one hour before the picture was taken. good thing that no one here reads chinese. so you don't hafta know the content of this article. haha! anyway, MY STORY is at the last paragraph, just in case, if you can read.

someone has been calling me recently. not to ask for advice on how to study chemistry. or how to avoid constipation without eating fruits.
she called me because i had the experience of being dumped. how funny.
by the way, i don't constipate cause i have a healthy bowel....and anus too. yea i know i'm disgusting.

speaking of being dumped....
which reminds me of that idiot...

i was driving home one day...with both sisters in the car. i nearly knocked down an indian motorcyclist. instead of saying "oiii...what you trying to do?" or "i still wanna live, you know", pei ming said this :

"i know he looks like delakan, but you don't have to kill him"

i dunno if it was only me....but i really find that statement funny.

i really wanna type more but...i need to evacuate my bowels..serious!!
so..excuse me!

*edited*

so this is done after my "bowel evacuation"
since i'm so bored, i draw this. my drawing sucks, i know.

so my green pizza hut car ( according to nadia ) was going in the blue arrow direction.
i should let the bike turn 1st before i make my turn. dunno if i was too sleepy or the motorcyclist's image fell into my blind spot...i just turned. fortunately, i braked in time the moment i saw deloo's lookalike. haha!