Cursing Is The Way To Self Satisfaction...

and of course, to piss others off too.

Saturday, December 09, 2006

A Day In The Life Of Jackie

sleep - corpse style
sleep - roasted pig style

sunbathe


sleep again - senget style


the exposed style... if you are wondering why the hand is there...it's to cover jackie's *ehem*.
this is no porn blog k..censor a bit.


as i'm typing this...he's snoring away right underneath the chair. what a pig. serious, the dog snores a lot since he lost the 2 front teeth.

oh yeah....i think my stupid face is gonna appear in china press newspaper.
not that i was caught selling pornography dvds to underaged kids.
some chinese reporter came to me this morning and started asking about the casino thingy between genting and sentosa island.

since my cantonese is only good enough for normal daily conversations...
i couldn't get half of what she was asking...so i was practically saying "yes" to all her questions. haha! after she was done, she took a picture of me....with my half awake face.
i just woke up..like....an hour ago k...

ok..here's a video of me little cousin with jackie.
i call him "yat pau mai" , meaning "satu guni beras"..aiyah...dunno how you call that in english.
now he weighs more than that.
try carrying him for 15 mins and your arms will feel numb after that, like they don't belong to you.
so i was carrying him in a sundry shop one day.
the shop owner asked if he's my son.

bloody hell...I LOOK SO OLD MEH??!!
i'm supposed to look like a form 5 kid k!!

anyway....if you look at the video closely...you'll notice that jackie was preparing to pose for a picture. yeah..he's a poser.


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