The Stinkiest Crap I've Ever Smelled

i was in a hurry to use the bathroom (to change my sanitary pad).

and roomie's tak-tau-malu-punya-bf was inside.
thinking that he was probably peeing....i waited.
10 minutes passed.
still inside.
confirm big business.

finally he came out.

i rushed to enter the bathroom.
one meter away from that bathroom....i could smell his shit...and i was stunned.
wahhh..so damn smelly..that i've never smelled such a stinky shit in my life i swear!
jackie's shit smells like perfume in comparison to his.
OMG.
i seriously can't find a word to describe the stinkiness, but the bottom line is...it stinks like shit!!
how the hell does he survive sniffing his own shit smell all his life?
cannot pengsan wan meh?

cannot tahan that i finally used the other toilet shared by those guys in my house.

good luck to my roomie is she marries him. haha.