Cursing Is The Way To Self Satisfaction...

and of course, to piss others off too.

Thursday, August 09, 2007

More Disgusting Stories

one night,
while i was doing something on the computer,
the mouldy roomie came to me and asked :

"pei ling, you free or not?"
(sensed something fishy) "er....quite. why?"
(gave me that evil grin) "can help me korek my ear wax ah?"
(OMG) "can't korek on your own meh?"
"i tried, but can't seem to get it out. it's hardened. and it hurts."
"then i don't dare to dig it."

after more questioning...
i found out that she has not cleaned her ear wax since she was 11 or 12.
DOUBLE OMG! that's like 10 years ago!
and when i asked why didn't she clean her ear, she casually answered, "cause my family doesn't have this habit.
TRIPLE OMG! her whole family has their ears congested with ear wax!

8th wonder of the world man!
how can someone still hear with all those ear wax accumulating since 10 years ago?

and this is the story she told another roomie.
she has never cleaned her ears since she was born.
when she was in standard 2 or 3, she felt as if something's stuck in her ear. she told her mama about it but the mama ignored her.
when she turned 11 or 12, she couldn't hear well (obviously, with those ear wax blocking the bloody way), and she felt some pain there.
her mama panicked and brought her to a doc, who helped her remove all those ear wax accumulated since she was a baby.
and ever since then, she never cleaned her ears anymore.

if any of you know any disgusting people competition around, please let me know.
i'm gonna sign her up!

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