porny-news

i never knew such news exists!
i'm talking about the news where the newscaster starts removing her clothing throughout the reporting process.

before you jump into the conclusion that i download/watch porn...
NOOO!!

i did not download that.
it was my horny housemate...yes..the porn addict who practically needs his daily dose of hamsap action.
yeah...and i was bad enough to invade his privacy by checking out his downloads (it was his roommate's idea by the way).

my goodness..... this horny fella is really beyond repair.
watch news also must be porn ka?
makes me wonder what he watched during his childhood.....er.... sesame street-porn version?
or paedophilia barney? he's sick!

which idiot came out with this kind of stupid news anyway?
nothing better to do is it?
if that's the case...i can suggest a few productive annd meaningful things that those people can do :

1. help my roommate wash her undies EVERYDAY!!
2. help me sit for my exams
3. think of ways to irritate my roommates
4. be my slave (don't have to wash my undergarments)

of course this kind of news is stupid. i bet no horny men would have actually listened to the news being reported.
they would be more interested in the boobs..or somewhere else.
might as well produce a proper porn. ish.

speaking of stupid news.....
i don't freaking understand why stupid people wanna produce stupid news...and worse still...stupid advertisements.

the stupidest ad among the stupid ads i have watched in my entire life is the one advertising shampoo/whatever hair product, using model with a tudung.
wtf la....more like advertising the tudung only.
it's equivalent to producing a porn, all the actors and actresses with their clothes intact.
the ad will go something like this (very typical) :

girl has a bad hair day (i dunno how is that possible, since her head's covered)... someone recommends a shampoo....girl uses it....and guys start to notice her (again, i dunno how is that possible, since her head's covered)

arghh!! that's what you call the height of stupidity! bodoh bin stupid!

ok...back to my studies.
am sitting for the stupid khidmat masyarakat paper in a few hours time.
if you remember my old posting, yes...the khidmat to mensyiokkan the lecturer. -_-