Humans Are The Stupidest Creatures

if you say that humans are the smartest creatures..i'll say it's A BULLSHIT. a big piece of crap.
so what if they have invented the most advanced gadgets, created the most mind-boggling set of mathematical equations and made my life even more difficult with never-ending scientific theories? they say we are the only god's creation that have feelings and thoughts. how the hell do they know that animals can't feel sorrow, joy and jealousy? how sure are they that animals don't think? if dogs can't think, why are they so protective over their young? why can they recognize their owners? even the so-called "smart" humans are abandoning their children. maybe their ability to "think" has caused them not to act according to their instincts.

by saying humans are god's greatest creation is another BULLSHIT. what's so great creating humans that pollute the environment, have no regard for other living creatures and fight among themselves. if we are such a successful invention, why are there more and more atheist among us?

humans are stupid because they make their own life complicated. when something goes wrong, they blame the whole world, including god, but themselves.

i'm fat because my mom won't stop feeding me with food
i'm stupid because my parents are
i'm not scoring because i don't have a good tuition teacher
i'm not getting the guys cause of the bitches
i'm unhappy because someone just pissed me off

now you get what i mean?

people never cease from doing stupid things. it's true.

when exam's over....it's really over.the moment you hand in your answer sheets....there's nothing you can do about your scores no matter how many times you check for your mistakes after that. nothing can change the fact that you are getting a B- even if you whine and whine for the entire month. so why bother? life goes on, unless you intend to commit suicide. if you really have that intention, please call me 1st so that i can call you stupid and kiss you goodbye.

hunting is the stupidest sport i have encountered. even much more stupid than chasing after one miserable ball, or trying to hit a stupid cock to each other. what's so fun about killing those poor birds or rabbits? it's not like they have killed your whole family to "ham ka chan". if shooting living things is giving you the thrill, may i suggest that you work in the jail? can shoot the convicts all you want. everyday is a shooting spree. sickos.

everyone knows that smoking's bad. but they still do it. i don't know what's so macho-fying bout smoking. it stinks, and worst of all, it's affecting my lungs too. you want to die faster nevermind, but don't drag me along.

humans know very well that driving after drinking is dangerous. but they still do it. and in the end, those innocent people are the accident victims. the best part is, the drunkards are left unharmed. what if people got killed out of your recklessness? even worse, paralyzed for their entire life. no amount of apology or money can compensate that.

if guys know that they can't stay faithful with one partner, why bother getting married? why get a girlfriend? just stay single and you can change your dates as often as you urinate. these kind of guys really deserve to be made into eunuchs. maybe castration alone is not enough, must remove the phallus as well. see often they can urinate after that. haha.

there are just too many stupid things that people do, like my roommate who kept the mouldy mooncake. by the way, it's not around anymore. too many to be listed.

so what conclusion can we draw from here?

humans are stupid.
since i am a human, that makes me stupid too.